J e f f - Posted - 10/06/2015:  18:47:55

Why am I smiling? I'm glad you asked. With these magical sunglasses, everything looks like bacon.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2015:  03:36:11

My owner thinks I'm a watchdog because I'm full of ticks. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2015:  05:55:25

I watch also. I watch for critters that are good to eat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2015:  07:00:33

Watching out for fiddle players that always steal the show

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2015:  08:19:34

Looking for that cut fastball that he finds impossible to hit. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2015:  10:08:30

Looking for that dogfriend that would never say "I DO"

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2015:  17:50:27

Looking for a five way switch   

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2015:  18:32:46

Switching to decaf

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2015:  03:17:52

Enforcer for the chimpanzee Mafia. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2015:  03:45:56

I've forgotten,,,,,Do us wolves hibernate?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2015:  05:47:07

Used to wear a white hat before he got thrown in jail for busking

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2015:  06:38:43

I used to play basketball but I was to short.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/08/2015:  06:40:53

I used to play bass, but I was too short.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2015:  08:06:04

I used to be free

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2015:  15:37:51

I used to be in movies. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2015:  16:33:58

My real name is Lassie

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2015:  17:43:05

My real name was Festus

J e f f - Posted - 10/08/2015:  17:48:31

Was a stunt monkey on Gunsmoke.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2015:  18:20:20

Still fantasizes about being Rin Tin Tin

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2015:  19:20:16

I don't look like it but I'm constipated ,,,

J e f f - Posted - 10/08/2015:  19:43:12

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today.

I want to be a part of it, New York, New

Woops! Wrong crowd. Song change.

Tiptoe through the window

By the window, that is where I'll be

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2015:  21:47:18

Just wait 'till tomorrow- I'm gonna chase 6 cats up a tree

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2015:  03:11:11

I'm gonna chase 6 females up to my tree house

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2015:  04:15:47

Hasn't been able to move since sitting on a freshly painted fence. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2015:  04:51:16

Been stuck in these hands since he sat in gorilla glue

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2015:  05:41:17

Aww,,,yeah,,I'm really just the bat boy,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2015:  10:56:03

Hasn't been called boy for a long time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2015:  16:25:05

I'm really a nice guy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2015:  16:31:56

Don't let this smile fool you- I'm actually boiling mad inside

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2015:  18:17:55

Run away if you see me smiling. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2015:  02:16:11

No comment,,,I'm asleep

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2015:  04:33:12

Displaying his remarkable talent for sleeping whist on a fence and smiling with his eyes open. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2015:  06:41:39

The "Woodsman" chopped my guitar up for firewood.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2015:  06:47:18

I made this neck out of submerged Florida cypress

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2015:  08:56:44

Chuck is my name but my team mates call me Skeeter

J e f f - Posted - 10/10/2015:  13:46:05

I'm not Scott, my name is Dude.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2015:  14:40:44

Go fetch your own damn stick. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2015:  15:00:58

We couldn't find a camara that would take a pretty photo.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2015:  20:43:13

My dungaree knees are soiled 'cuz I had to crawl under the other fence when I snuck in here

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2015:  02:59:42

Did you see it? I hit a hole in 3 yesterday!!

Rossanne - Posted - 10/11/2015:  07:05:15

thinks he's in cowboy country,,instead of actually where he is,,out there on his back porch,,pretending.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2015:  09:59:56

Praying for relief from her cat allergies. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2015:  13:00:26

Doesn't know he's been selected for the K-9 corps.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2015:  14:26:28

Just came back from Texas on a freight

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2015:  14:27:14

Go ahead, try something. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2015:  03:21:24

I don't need a ball bat. My master has a "38" special / with ammo.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2015:  06:28:35

Cowboy hat wearing, pistol totting, guitar playing, fence sitting hombre.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2015:  08:18:40

Flea pickin,tick pullin,tummy scratchin,lazy old critter

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/13/2015:  08:57:26

Flea pickin,tick pullin,tummy scratchin,lazy old picker.