banjoscotty - Posted - 09/14/2018:  05:03:28

Richard,,,don't you mean Lithard Man?

Omeboy - Posted - 09/14/2018:  06:56:55

Has no idea who Bill Monroe was, but just ask him anything about Boy George.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/14/2018 07:10:35

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2018:  08:12:04

Turning into a fly,, then is gonna buzz off

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/14/2018:  14:44:12

Snap out of it!!!

Omeboy - Posted - 09/14/2018:  14:56:47

Once sent a jar of industrial-strength wrinkle remover to Norman Bates' mother.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/15/2018:  03:09:48

Just returned from his dream vacation to Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and Fukushima.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2018:  05:03:03

Just returned from grocery store with beans,bacon,flour,and Redman.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2018:  05:18:07

Has a small spittoon attached to his whammy bar

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2018:  07:19:53

Getting out of the outhouse

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2018:  10:39:19

Needs to make a stop there

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2018:  11:12:40

Stopped a long time ago

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2018:  14:30:38

he just now found out the bike is still on the kick stand

Omeboy - Posted - 09/15/2018:  14:53:25

Ponders this eternal mystery: "If they can call moo-cows "doggies," why don't they call horses "kitties?"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2018:  18:56:27

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY FINGERS YOU’RE HOLDING UP!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2018:  01:58:19

Trying to harass Pink,,,,,,,,,I mean Purple Floyd

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2018:  03:12:13

Practicing his color identification

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/16/2018:  04:15:33

Reliving his glory days.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2018:  05:16:11

Still hides during duck hunting season

Omeboy - Posted - 09/16/2018:  06:40:53

He's working with researchers to develop a slobber-resistant guitar strings.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2018:  08:01:26

OH Great,,now I'll never be able to cross my three eyes

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2018:  12:07:24

Doesn’t trust what he’s been told

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/16/2018 12:08:09

Omeboy - Posted - 09/16/2018:  12:24:30

Just can't wait to get to the Fall Shoe Sale at Nordstrom's.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2018:  16:32:37

Can’t call him “four-eyes” anymore

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/16/2018:  17:27:15

Invested his retirement savings in a new chain of roadside outhouses.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2018:  04:50:23

Has never used an outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  06:55:15

Has to head to the outhouse soon

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2018:  08:16:06

Standin' by the outhouse singin' a song
Thinking he could do no wrong
Along came the Po-lice frisked him down
Found a pack of something
So they took him down town

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  10:49:31

Cowboy rapper

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/17/2018:  11:15:48

Traded his horse for an iron horse...and still hasn't learned how to ride.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2018:  12:50:30

Daisy took him off her Christmas card list

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  18:48:34

Easily amused

Omeboy - Posted - 09/17/2018:  22:14:11

Sometimes he's out of money. Sometimes he's out of gas. But in about two minutes, he's gonna be completely "out-of-luck."

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2018:  03:33:57

The result of a tragic kaleidoscope mishap.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2018:  04:20:16

Can't rope any steers off of this thing

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  05:16:40

Had a steer tire blowout on his 1953 band bus

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2018:  06:54:28

Needed the outhouse badly after blowing a steaming tire on his truck

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2018:  10:03:57

Dang!! There is no tread left on front tire!

Omeboy - Posted - 09/18/2018:  10:29:26

After 8 hours of surgery, he made medical history as the world's first hernia transplant patient.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2018:  11:33:58

,,,only knows how to express insults

Omeboy - Posted - 09/18/2018:  11:41:12

His proctologist confirmed it. There's definitely a bug up there.......and it's a big sucker.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/19/2018:  03:59:48

Lost his ID at Chuck E Cheese.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  04:55:07

Thinks Chuck E Cheese is a big rat

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  04:59:00

Thinks he’s channeling Chuck Yeager

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:06:09

Doesn’t want to discuss what he’s channeling

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:14:43

Doesn't care which channel he's in just so he's in one

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:18:41

The railing has made a deep channel in his butt

Omeboy - Posted - 09/19/2018:  06:55:18

He was about to have a big break-through in his career. His break-through would come in the form of a blind curve and a truck full of wet fertilizer.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/19/2018 06:55:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  07:10:34

Can’t seem to give up show business

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  10:07:14

Left any semblance of self respect in the outhouse