chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2020:  20:10:45

Dreams of cows’ udders

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2020:  03:41:03

This all started when the first violinist called the director’s wife a cow

Omeboy - Posted - 08/06/2020:  17:23:16

His parents thought sure he was gonna be an astronaut. His teachers all agreed, he was definitely take'n up space.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2020:  17:27:17

Chewed up 5 frisbees beyond recognition today

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2020:  02:37:06

Potty break!

Omeboy - Posted - 08/07/2020:  16:56:51

He always get this turned on when he's gonna pick up his dry-cleaning.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2020:  17:44:16

Likes rolling in freshly cleaned clothes

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2020:  17:59:58

Once threw a tantrum in Shaw’s because they were out of Gouda

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/07/2020 18:00:16

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/08/2020:  02:20:23

You should never yell "FREE BEER" at a Xena Reunion party.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2020:  03:30:38

Has several hundred Xena posters in a storage unit

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2020:  20:12:41

Used to live in a storage unit until they cut off the electricity

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2020:  03:48:02

Early taping of an MTV Unplugged episode

Omeboy - Posted - 08/10/2020:  18:30:17

He's living proof that four out of every five creatures on Earth is a worm.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2020:  19:36:19

Keeps an eye out for any sign of K’N’L Ration

Omeboy - Posted - 08/10/2020:  20:06:00

Actually these guys are a part of a special task force, helping astrophysicists prove here is something called "Dork Matter."

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/10/2020 20:06:20

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2020:  02:45:39

Denies any involvement in recent cat disappearances

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2020:  04:25:43

Denies any involvement in empty cheese aisle shelves

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2020:  07:01:21

Denying any involvement in the making of music

Omeboy - Posted - 08/11/2020:  15:52:41

Hasn't been the same since a Great Dane with a full bladder and macular degeneration mistook him for a fire-hydrant.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2020:  15:59:28

Has a plastic fire hydrant next to his doghouse

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2020:  03:25:40

So much for “In case of emergency walk, don’t run, to the nearest exit.”

Omeboy - Posted - 08/12/2020:  14:24:54

He never really recovered after his wife left him for a ventriloquist dummy.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2020:  03:12:03

Convinced his owner is a ventriloquist's dummy

Omeboy - Posted - 08/13/2020:  17:28:14

He was disappointed to find out that they don't have organ donor cards for freckles or buck-teeth.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/13/2020 17:29:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2020:  17:46:24

Plays mouth organ on weekends at Deputy Dawg’s Kay-Nyn Jamborees.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2020:  02:51:05

Another evening of fun at the practice hall

Omeboy - Posted - 08/14/2020:  09:21:30

They turned him down at the blood bank the other day. He wanted to donate and they told him they couldn't use sawdust.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2020:  10:01:15

Doesn't understand while they call it "fixed"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  09:46:23

Often sneaks into parking lots at wedding receptions and slathers Limburger cheese on the grooms' exhaust manifolds

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/15/2020 09:47:33

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2020:  10:40:39

Not the art appreciation seminar they were expecting

BelfastFiveString - Posted - 08/15/2020:  12:13:04

With or without wine, tastes really rather good.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  13:00:05

Often plays wired on Guinness Stout

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/15/2020 13:00:40

BelfastFiveString - Posted - 08/15/2020:  16:46:19

It was yet only five minutes previous that the landlord revealed the new Murphy's kegs of stout to replace the Guinness.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/15/2020:  16:56:18

He lost both legs last winter. The family needed them for fire-wood.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2020:  17:59:16

Was put on a sit-stay three hours ago. Has since gone completely insane

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2020:  19:21:44

If his anticipation wasn’t enough wait til he finds out his dog’s in heat

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2020:  05:07:33

The orchestra is definitely in heat

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/16/2020:  07:43:48

Waiting for someone to post another last word.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2020:  09:01:33

Waited for Daisy at the Bijou for 2 hours but she never showed up

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2020:  18:01:14

Never going to perform at the Bijou

5B-Ranch - Posted - 08/17/2020:  02:13:17

m.youtube.com/watch?v=04J-fKClb5I



I'm just saying!!

Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 08/17/2020 02:14:14

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  04:17:52

Dreaming of unguarded henhouses

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  07:53:55

Dreaming of Wisconsin cheeseheads at Lambeau

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  07:58:43

Dreaming of peaceful harmonies

Omeboy - Posted - 08/18/2020:  14:50:34

Dreams about the "good old days" when he was the meanest, baddest drill instructor on Paris Island. (That was before a fully loaded C5 landed on top of him.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2020:  16:57:55

Got voted off the canine island last week

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2020:  17:29:51

Voting on chair assignments

Omeboy - Posted - 08/19/2020:  11:36:51

Thinking about stating an employment agency exclusively for eunuchs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2020:  11:50:28

Has a tendency to hump legs at the unemployment line.