5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/04/2020:  02:15:33

I kept telling you but you wouldn't listen. What was it I told you??? I tell what I told you.. I told you "you keep making that face and your face is going to freeze in that position"... but did you listen to me????Apparently not..!!

Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 03/04/2020 02:16:22

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2020:  03:28:22

Yes, I’m bushy tailed, but not particularly bright eyed at the moment.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/04/2020:  09:53:51

What you're looking at is NASA's greatest achievement----the 900 trillion mile long extension cord!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2020:  11:56:11

These lips were made for kissing

Omeboy - Posted - 03/04/2020:  12:14:20

This transmission was just received:
(HEAVY STATIC) "Hello, Toaster Command. This is Houston. You will notice a momentary loss of power in approximately 30 seconds when we plug in a few gazillion more extension cords. When power returns, you will be "go" for Alpha Centuri. Do you read?"

"Roger, Houston. And we're all glad that nobody has tripped over any wires back there."

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2020:  14:43:58

Just noticed some wires that look good for chewing

Omeboy - Posted - 03/04/2020:  15:10:22

The good news is: we just made contact with an alien civilization. They are highly advanced, hybrid-robotic entities resembling 1950's styled kitchen appliances. The bad news is: their main form of communication is in the form of burnt toast.

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/04/2020:  16:37:59

I tried some of that burnt toast hopefully the aliens will not find it so offensive as I.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  03:26:53

Not too worried about getting dinner if Omeboy’s avatar is what’s guarding the henhouse

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/05/2020 03:27:27

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2020:  03:34:48

Tiny toasters from planet X.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  03:42:15

Big duck in a tiny pond

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/05/2020:  06:04:46

Toastarians still trying to navigate around that detour sign

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  10:06:55

Never tasted toast

Omeboy - Posted - 03/05/2020:  12:49:46

"Toast.......the final frontier......"

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  13:33:41

Begging for some toast

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2020:  16:03:23

Wishes he had purchased the Sunbeam Turbo.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/06/2020:  16:40:21

Just ask Elmer Fudd.  Whenever he screams, "IN COMING!!!!," he actually means, "OUT-GOING!!!!"

Edited by - Omeboy on 03/06/2020 16:41:05

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/08/2020:  04:37:22

Can we get a few more contestants playing this game so I can have a few more folks to 'bad mouth'? Get it.. because This guy ^^^^ has a bad mouth..... Oh what's the point :-( anyway?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2020:  03:24:24

Olympic gold medalist is napping

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/09/2020:  12:36:07

Off we toast into the wild black yonder boldly toasting where no toaster has toasted before.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2020:  03:37:15

Shhhhh

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/11/2020:  03:49:43

Been grounded by the coronavirus scare.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  06:14:42

More worried about avian flu than corona viruses

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/11/2020:  06:55:24

Is hard getting a license to fly them things??

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2020:  07:03:40

Is it hard avoiding farmer John’s shotgun?

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/11/2020:  07:05:46

Is it hard waiting to see the very first movie in your life?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  10:54:10

Kids, don't try this at home

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2020:  11:07:41

Escaping the virus hysteria

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  11:13:48

No one ever visits so viruses aren't of concern

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/12/2020:  12:46:51

Is convinced he's being followed by Ethel Merman.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2020:  12:48:30

After Warner Brothers to pay him residuals

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2020:  08:07:04

Convinced they’re holding the porch down as a public service

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2020:  07:30:46

Still convinced he's being followed by Ethel Merman, but now she's in a flying toaster.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/15/2020:  09:16:33

Had an ugly break-up with Wonder Woman after she ratted him out for binge-watching "kitty videos" on YouTube.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2020:  03:12:05

Still can’t understand why his owner finds this amusing

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2020:  04:25:14

Has been captured by Ethel Merman and is being held for ransom.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2020:  04:52:54

Ethel Merman keeps in touch

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2020:  11:53:40

No bagels on this trip

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2020:  15:13:26

Solving the world’s problems one porch at a time

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/16/2020 15:13:44

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2020:  15:34:08

Has a large tattoo of Ethel Merman on his chest.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2020:  15:47:32

Hasn’t seen hide nor hair of Daisy

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  02:50:15

Hiding Daisy Duck

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2020:  12:58:39

Leading an impromptu search party for Daisy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2020:  14:05:18

Has a life-size Daisy blow-up doll

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  18:36:04

They have several blowup dolls but lack the lung power to actually blow them up

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/19/2020:  01:56:36

Self quarantining at the local bar.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2020:  04:33:02

Not worried about visitors to the swamp

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2020:  08:02:40

Looking for Rod Serling

Omeboy - Posted - 03/19/2020:  10:30:12

The big toilet paper shortage has not affected "the boys" one little bit. They've never ever used toilet paper.