banjoscotty - Posted - 07/09/2019:  03:29:15

trying to do the Buck Dance

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2019:  03:49:54

Still trying to get in tune

Omeboy - Posted - 07/10/2019:  10:03:48

On those rare occasions when somebody mentions elves or leprechauns, he always refers to them as "My People."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2019:  11:27:47

Knows people in “high” places

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2019:  13:10:02

looking for songs about marsupials

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/10/2019 13:10:17

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2019:  14:53:19

Spends hours staring at a picture of Boris Karloff.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/10/2019:  14:57:13

Once spanked wolf-man with a rolled up newspaper.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/10/2019 14:57:47

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2019:  17:36:40

Only reads weekend editions of newspapers with the colored comics

Omeboy - Posted - 07/10/2019:  17:50:37

Bodily tossed out of a music store for getting toe-jam all over the various instruments.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2019:  03:18:34

Has been probed by various instruments

Omeboy - Posted - 07/11/2019:  15:05:30

Always claimed that the Beatles "Rooftop Concert" was his idea. (Too bad he was only 5300 miles away that day.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2019:  21:26:02

Banned from rooftops for distracting air traffic controllers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2019:  03:52:32

No roofs in the swamp

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2019:  05:03:40

His nerves are a wreck,,,needs to settle down

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2019:  05:04:19

Nicest hat in Florida

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2019:  07:24:47

Has a colony of mice in his shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2019:  14:38:14

Wishes there was a Starbucks nearby

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2019:  04:19:55

WHEW!! I must have walked 50 miles yesterday

Omeboy - Posted - 07/14/2019:  07:22:13

Unlike the rest of us, he never trusted Walter Cronkite.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/14/2019:  10:24:05

Has a tattoo of Walter Cronkite on his back.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2019:  10:38:49

Does an excellent Walter Cronkite imitation

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2019:  11:02:13

Thinks TV rots his brain

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2019:  03:18:26

About to discover that he’s lying on a fire ant nest

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2019:  03:45:49

About to discover he's not the oldest person in the county.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2019:  09:14:24

Discovering that there’s no way you can tune a banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2019:  15:09:31

Didn't even know you could tune a banjo

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2019:  03:09:02

HUmm? How do they expect me to play 5 string
banjo on just one string?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  03:55:30

Has one string in perfect tune

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2019:  07:56:29

Got strung along by the ‘50’s beat community

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  08:04:42

Likes living without strings attached other than on his banjo

Omeboy - Posted - 07/17/2019:  08:58:59

For his birthday, his "old lady" gave him a new tunic------ made entirely out of used dental floss.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  11:45:08

My life as a Ray Ban model

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2019:  12:05:01

My life as a Ray Kroc boycotter

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  12:23:29

Has nothing to boycott

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2019:  04:29:08

Don't bother me,,,,I'm thinking

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2019:  07:42:08

Don’t bother me, I’m tuning

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2019:  08:34:17

In tune with cosmic vibrations

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2019:  11:52:34

In tune with nature

Omeboy - Posted - 07/18/2019:  19:54:38

Keeps in tune with prunes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2019:  20:03:15

Had a job in a canning factory but something went horribly wrong in the paper label dept.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  02:38:09

Bringing new meaning to “playing possum”

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2019:  04:34:09

Dang!,,Where did I put my razor?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  05:07:09

Still tuning but looking good doing it

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2019:  05:53:23

Still looking for answers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  06:59:12

Not looking for anything

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2019:  09:40:46

Looking for a very tall, over-sexed, blind girl with a gnome fetish.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  15:50:23

Looking, but can't remember what for

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2019:  18:17:04

Got the shoes out of a McDonalds dumpster after seeing Ronald throw them in there and walking off the job in a huff

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2019:  03:21:16

Plinkity-Plink Plinkity-Plink
This is a job for humans I think