saw_woods - Posted - 05/12/2022:  17:13:06

A clear case of child abuse!

Omeboy - Posted - 05/12/2022:  17:27:45

Somebody asked the boys what they're gonna be when they finally get out of high school. They thought about it for a minute and the one who does the talk'en said: "We'll be about 45 !!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2022:  18:05:16

Was originally going to be a percussionist but “Vibraphoneo” didn’t have a nice ring to it.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/13/2022:  08:53:37

saw_woods - Posted - 05/13/2022:  09:51:16

Professional toupee model.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/13/2022:  09:53:56

The boys are in a family owned business. They make beer pretzels out of DNA.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2022:  18:11:10

Smile and the whole worlds smiles with you

saw_woods - Posted - 05/14/2022:  10:40:06

You may think I am a ham, but I am really… a frog.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2022:  12:36:35

Constantly fighting over left and right hand moves

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2022:  13:45:51

Thinking about moving to Australia

saw_woods - Posted - 05/14/2022:  14:26:52

Seems like only yesterday I was the smallest tadpole in the pond.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2022:  15:01:32

Can’t coordinate to play Dueling Banjos

saw_woods - Posted - 05/14/2022:  16:01:11

Sight reading the tab for Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2022:  17:11:30

Playing “Just the Two Of Us”

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2022:  09:57:24

Once wore a fedora to a gunfight

saw_woods - Posted - 05/15/2022:  11:31:41

Mom, I need my diapers changed!

Omeboy - Posted - 05/15/2022:  11:34:15

Yesterday the boys were sitting naked in a recliner, watching a movie, eating some ice cream and Doritos----just minding their own business. And then all of a sudden, Walmart calls the cops and they take them away!!!!

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/15/2022 11:34:44

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2022:  17:15:42

Hasn’t been this happy since Groucho moved out

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2022:  17:41:59

Hasn’t been this angry since Cousin Downwind moved in

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2022:  18:39:20

Hasn’t been this relaxed since, well, yesterday

Omeboy - Posted - 05/15/2022:  18:46:28

Hasn't used the word "hasn't" this many times in one day. He just hasn't.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2022:  03:01:47

High on life

saw_woods - Posted - 05/16/2022:  04:06:11

High on flies.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2022:  04:49:26

One of the few acts that can do a solo duet

Omeboy - Posted - 05/16/2022:  08:17:45

He gave his girlfriend a big fat horsefly for her birthday. It gave her quite a buzz.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/16/2022:  09:48:05

Has a bad case of toenail fungus he caught from his dad's banjo strings.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/16/2022:  09:48:44

Whoops Omboy, you beat me to it

Omeboy - Posted - 05/16/2022:  10:01:09

The boys parents thought sure they'd become astronauts, cause all their teachers agreed that they were take'n up space.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/16/2022:  10:34:09

Likes to sing, “Ome, Ome on the Range”

geckoberry - Posted - 05/16/2022:  10:46:46

yayyyy union badge!

Omeboy - Posted - 05/16/2022:  11:18:52

Fantasizes about swallowing Tokyo some day.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2022:  14:12:10

His dentist said “Open wide” and lockjaw set in

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2022:  19:13:25

Not a fan of dentists

Omeboy - Posted - 05/16/2022:  19:26:17

Not a fan of high school biology teachers----in fact, he would like to dissect one.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2022:  03:06:46

Reacted in horror when he first learned about pithing

saw_woods - Posted - 05/17/2022:  12:36:19

Starts to worry when someone pulls his leg

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2022:  13:51:26

Always goes on double dates

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2022:  16:24:38

Still recovering from his last date

Omeboy - Posted - 05/17/2022:  17:34:30

Suckers human females into giving him a long smooch by telling them that if they do, he'll instantly turn back into a handsome prince.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2022:  18:00:33

Once challenged W.C. Fields to a pancake-eating contest

Omeboy - Posted - 05/17/2022:  23:49:21

Reads everything he can find about upright, bipedal locomotion. (Possum babes really dig guys who can walk on their hind legs.)

saw_woods - Posted - 05/18/2022:  06:35:10

Ready, willing and able to enter that hotdog eating contest

Omeboy - Posted - 05/18/2022:  09:32:54

Last week the boys finally broke up with their girl-friends----too many "head games."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2022:  03:32:26

Proposed to his girlfriend but she didn’t take him seriously

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2022:  09:24:14

Once took a lady-frog friend to the swamp drive-in restaurant for some fried pollywogs

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2022:  10:11:42

Waiting for the swamp drive-in restaurant to reopen

Omeboy - Posted - 05/19/2022:  15:15:05

Last week, he heard a lady frog sending sweet romantic (and downright erotic) love messages his way from across the big pond. So he jumped in and swam over as fast as he could ------ only to discover it was two biology students playing a recording over a speaker.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/19/2022:  17:10:30

Kisses Lady Frogs… doesn’t really think they will turn into anything special…he just likes to kiss them.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/19/2022:  17:12:53

Last week the boys were trying to get a date with this hot hill-billy babe, but she kept saying "no way."
So, they told her, don't think of it as a "date"-------just think of it as a "double-header."