chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2020:  13:56:26

Never could understand why cheese has holes

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2020:  17:17:50

Thought music was supposed to soothe the savage beasts

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/21/2020:  03:51:14

Has a rear collection of farts stored in zip locked baggies.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2020:  04:41:31

Did somebody step on a duck?

Omeboy - Posted - 09/21/2020:  16:27:56

He was a perfectly normal guy ..... until the McGuire Twins sat on him. (Google them if you want.)

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/21/2020:  16:52:52

Likes to lick cactus for breakfast.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2020:  18:35:50

Likes to fly over skeet shooting ranges to annoy and confuse

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2020:  02:52:17

Results of the strings tuning to A=432 Hz

Omeboy - Posted - 09/22/2020:  09:43:17

He was disappointed last week to find out that they don't have organ donor cards for bunions.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2020:  10:31:32

Was once trained to play a portable organ for busking with banjo-playing owner.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2020:  17:37:18

Arguing over divvying up the tip jar after a day of busking

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/22/2020 17:37:52

Omeboy - Posted - 09/23/2020:  08:41:12

As soon as they find a donor-match, he's first on the "waiting list" for hemorrhoid transplant surgery.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/23/2020 08:42:05

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2020:  08:44:22

Became a drool donor last week at Dr. Subversiff’s laboratory

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/23/2020 08:44:39

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2020:  12:20:37

Sharing their feelings obviously hasn’t worked.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/25/2020:  08:58:43

What beautiful women love about him is that he can talk endlessly about toe nail fungus, athlete's foot, bunions, corn plasters and swollen ankles.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2020:  04:53:59

Toe nail fungus, athlete's foot, bunions, corn plasters and swollen ankles, these are a few of my favorite things

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2020:  07:19:34

Has a cupboard full of Senokot

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2020:  07:35:23

The band is rushing to get back into the closet

Omeboy - Posted - 09/29/2020:  16:11:32

He always had high hopes of writing on his school's newspaper, but instead, he ended up writing on the rest-room walls.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2020:  02:54:48

Likes to tear up the daily paper

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2020:  08:17:14

Tears up when passing an abandoned dairy farm

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2020:  11:10:23

Herd mentality at its worst

Omeboy - Posted - 10/05/2020:  15:03:56

Even after staring at his toes non-stop for 30 days, he still can't decide which one is "Employee Of The Month."

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:29:20

Like to eat cereal starting at the bottom of the box.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  03:18:06

Has the urge to migrate but has no place to go

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2020:  07:53:08

Dear Abby is suing Lucy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  10:55:32

Lining up to see Lucy

Omeboy - Posted - 10/06/2020:  20:49:54

When you open up a "Social Distancing Stand," it's really hard to know if it's working or not.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  03:00:08

It’s difficult to maintain social distancing while sniffing butts

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2020:  08:09:49

Has credentials from the Chas. Schultz School of Hijinks

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2020:  18:09:20

Their union credentials have been revoked

Omeboy - Posted - 10/09/2020:  20:26:22

Given the youthful age of her clients, it was probably way too soon to open a "Free Prostate Exam" stand.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2020:  03:10:39

Likes to think of his butt sniffing as amateur proctology

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2020:  08:13:01

Counsels Charlie Brown constantly about having the football moved just before he’s about to kick it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2020:  09:01:34

None of them were very good at sports

Omeboy - Posted - 10/11/2020:  10:12:06

Sign above the stand reads:

"Loud Violent Arguments.

Any Topic. No Time Limit. 5 cents"

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2020:  10:16:34

Has a thing for urinating on sleeping cats

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2020:  18:21:49

Not how cool cats behave

Omeboy - Posted - 10/12/2020:  09:06:08

Psychological counseling........5 cents
Political Observations.............5 cents
Religious Views........................5 cents
Screaming Match....................Free

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2020:  12:05:25

Rarely has "going to the dogs" been taken so seriously

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/13/2020:  02:37:50

Not sure if the new outhouse design was a good idea.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2020:  03:01:20

Eagerly awaiting the arrival of his migratory relatives

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2020:  07:37:35

Eagerly awaiting Charlie Brown and his neuroses

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2020:  11:03:33

Conductor wanted, please apply in person

Omeboy - Posted - 10/13/2020:  17:50:20

Baseless Gossip...............5 cents
Slander.............................5 cents
Boldface lies....................5 cents
Political Promises............FREE

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2020:  18:30:03

Had a fling with Baron Trump’s dog but got booted out for wearing a mask

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/14/2020:  04:01:51

Run away before it farts again....

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2020:  05:48:54

Claims that duck farts don’t stink

Omeboy - Posted - 10/15/2020:  09:55:14

Clever One-liners......................Ten for a dollar
Killer Comebacks......................50 cents each
Veiled Threats...........................10 cents each
Cease and Desist Orders.........free with each order