paulac7 - Posted - 11/05/2012:  07:01:02

Anybody see a guy with a blue shirt and sunglasses??

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2012:  08:19:51

This is a ladies truck.The fuel is perfume/rouge mixture.
And will only start if it hears the sound of poulacs' voice.

RandyZ - Posted - 11/05/2012:  08:27:14

Paul stanley without the make-up?

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  09:14:44

Did you know that I can swing in full stereo?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2012:  10:17:26

Hey, isn't that the Okapia's perfume I smell on you?!?!?!?!?

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  10:19:48

How much longer do we have to keep sitting here???

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2012:  10:23:25

Is your tongue getting tired too?

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  10:24:52

Did mom have a baby banjo or a baby guitar?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2012:  10:26:35

Here, have a Tic Tac!

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  11:50:48

But I'M the one who stayed in tune during the performance! Why am I getting getting punished because HE didn't stay tuned??

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/05/2012:  12:17:39

A little known fact:

Giraffes' tongues are blue and giraffes use them for, among other things, cleaning their own ears. 

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  12:28:04

I'm making the world's tiniest banjo

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2012:  15:27:02

Have you been chewing backy again?

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  15:28:59

Now I wonder what these little knobby thingies do...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2012:  16:16:25

And you've had another nip of gin ,haven't you?

paulac7 - Posted - 11/05/2012:  16:25:43

Give me a minute....there I-....no....close......Darn it, I'll never get this here banjer tuned....

Unclelevi - Posted - 11/05/2012:  16:56:54

NEXT Christmas, Santa's going to bring me an engine to put in it !

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2012:  17:55:29

There's someone watching me - right?

Unclelevi - Posted - 11/05/2012:  18:00:08

Get rid of her make-up and we're actually twins.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2012:  18:12:07

Yes, I do like blue. How did you know?

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/05/2012:  18:18:00

The FIRST parking spot at the festival!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2012:  01:34:04

Believe it or not,,,The light bulb grinch stole all
of our light bulbs????

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/06/2012:  02:55:53

I have a lot in-vest-ed in this here outfit!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2012:  04:24:21

I'm gonna have to take a break soon.
I'm standing in wood shavings up to my knees.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/06/2012:  04:31:12

Earl once told me, never start playing until your banjer's in tune... Well, I haven't played my banjer going on 6 months now!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2012:  04:40:53

Yes Sir Ree Buddy!! I think I'm gonna buy Scotty a brand spankin new
banjer neck complete with top quality tuners.That orta git he ta pickin,,,,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/06/2012:  05:57:04

just installed my new blue banjo neck and
can't keep it in tune

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  06:55:40

Just placed first in a stare down contest.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  08:47:17

Can I PLEASE get up now?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:11:06

NO,,we can't get married,,,I'm a girl

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:11:55

No, we can't get married, I'm a banjo!

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:37:05

When a banjo mates with a guitar, they have a little banjitar!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:42:09

We can go on meeting like this, My keeper suspects something.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:47:21

This couch is too shiny...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:49:58

Oh OK, one more time...

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:55:03

How much longer are we in time out for?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  14:44:48

Hey, you DO taste like chicken!

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  15:34:07

It's too early for pictures, the sun isn't even out!

MWBailey - Posted - 11/06/2012:  16:09:52

SLUUURRPP!

Unclelevi - Posted - 11/06/2012:  16:19:57

No wise guy--for your information, this is only an EIGHT gallon hat !!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2012:  04:01:16

You're not going to post this on the internet are you?

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/07/2012 04:01:37

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/07/2012:  04:17:04

Banjo to guitar: "See, I told you not to stay out in the sun too long... Now your face is sunbursted!"

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2012:  06:48:52

I'm gonna have to put a shade on this light fixture,,,,,,,,,,,

RandyZ - Posted - 11/07/2012:  08:28:29

uh..this is the D...right?

Alaina - Posted - 11/07/2012:  09:30:34

Silence! I kill you!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/07/2012:  11:28:34

I'll have to move soon the lawn mowers coming

Alaina - Posted - 11/07/2012:  11:44:37

See? And everyone will think that YOU'RE evil!

HUSKEY - Posted - 11/07/2012:  11:51:07

You did eat the last red sucker!

Alaina - Posted - 11/07/2012:  11:53:04

"I'd like to thank the academy...."