chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2017:  19:08:29

Gets in bar-chord brawls with Gibsons

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2017:  19:17:23

Brawls with him don't last long. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2017:  09:30:25

what are bar chords anyway?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2017:  11:20:59

Headed for the bar.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2017:  12:30:41

Doesn't like capos behind his nut

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2017:  12:49:26

Dang it's cold out here

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2017:  16:30:29

Doesn't like listening to negativity. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2017:  16:55:56

Another week out here and I'll be retiring

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2017:  16:57:04

Another week here and maybe someone will pass the puck to me. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2017:  03:47:50

Another week out here and I'll be singing "Stood Up Broken Hearted Again"

Forrest - Posted - 01/17/2017:  07:26:11

Another week out here and I'm going to cut someone.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2017:  07:31:33

Sorry kids, I can't think of another song.

Forrest - Posted - 01/17/2017:  07:45:48

Darn it!  The crabs cut my strings again...

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2017:  08:18:39

Darn it,the crabs have cut my jock strap again

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2017:  08:22:57

Darn world keeps wobbling - I better keep hanging on to this railing real tight

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2017:  11:30:25

Wobble, what wobble?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2017:  03:06:40

Have you ever heard a water soaked spruce top?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2017:  03:27:14

Soaking up the Florida sun. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2017:  08:59:13

My finish is cracking

Forrest - Posted - 01/18/2017:  11:39:06

I sure hope the ice isn't cracking...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2017:  14:21:26

My composure is cracking. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2017:  21:54:54

They just don't compose songs nowadays like they did in the '30's

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/18/2017 21:55:23

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2017:  02:44:54

Just cracked a forward with his stick. 

Forrest - Posted - 01/19/2017:  09:13:33

I'll crack my wallet if you'll render us a tune or two

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2017:  09:59:41

Keeps reminding the youngsters that "render" is not an slaughterhouse process

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/19/2017 10:00:25

Forrest - Posted - 01/19/2017:  11:57:25

Jeezus, Fred!  Did you see that ugly woman on them there skates?  

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2017:  12:58:20

Would you like to see some magic tricks?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2017:  13:13:24

I'm goin down this road feelin bad

J e f f - Posted - 01/19/2017:  13:22:43

Looking to start a new career as a Used Toilet Paper Salesman

Forrest - Posted - 01/19/2017:  13:36:45

So many butts to sniff, so little time.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2017:  14:55:15

So few children's songs, so much time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2017:  15:43:06

Can't keep time to an 8 day clock

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2017:  16:48:15

Hasn't taken the time to clean his sunglasses in ages

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  02:54:09

Left his blade guards on. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2017:  04:15:48

WOW!!!,,I just finished a "harmony" session with Stella...
I think I'm in love

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2017:  08:26:07

Hasn't seen Della drive by in days

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  10:50:50

Lost his driver's license for monkeying around behind the wheel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2017:  11:20:09

I'm getting a sunburn

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  12:58:45

The next Elvis.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2017:  13:34:19

The next hunk of firewood

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  13:57:29

The next Rocket Richard

stanleytone - Posted - 01/21/2017:  10:33:42

The latest photograph from the Mars Rover

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2017:  12:50:44

rebel in disguise

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2017:  17:39:15

His rebellious music was boycotted by straight-laced townspeople

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2017:  18:59:10

His rebellious attempts to appear human were boycotted by his embarrassed fellow simians. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2017:  01:57:00

Boycotts guitar trade shows

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2017:  03:31:03

Holds record for most "reports to moderator" in one day.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2017:  04:01:08

Has 7582 old 45rpm records

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2017:  04:06:30

Trying to pare his 7,582 songs down to a greatest hits album.