banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2015:  05:03:15

uses Twenty Muleteam Borax

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2015:  05:46:08

Likewise. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2015:  09:27:02

can never think of any "come back" remarks

dmiller - Posted - 08/04/2015:  13:31:07

Needs a bigger hat to allow "come back" remarks to enter head.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2015:  14:01:12

Needs a BIG razor

dmiller - Posted - 08/04/2015:  14:21:36

I'm going to use this ball bat on that banjo of mine if it doesn't stay in tune for at least one song!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/05/2015:  03:11:39

Excuse me,,could I borrow your razor strap?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2015:  12:39:13

My banjo strap doubles as a heckler beater

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2015:  06:29:12

You've got it all wrong.I'm a Chimp,,not a chump!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2015:  19:03:44

Back in the groove again. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/06/2015 19:03:56

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2015:  19:44:05

Back in mama's arms to rest my fangs and feet

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2015:  03:52:55

I've sat on this bench for 4 seasons.My butt is flat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2015:  07:39:09

My beer's gone flat after tuning this contraption for 2hours

MWBailey - Posted - 08/07/2015:  09:39:44

You got a headache? I've got the cure...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2015:  14:37:26

All steamed up over nothing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2015:  14:59:28

Life is just a bowl of cherries

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2015:  15:15:40

A banjoist's life gets teejus, don't it

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2015:  18:11:17

Why should I retire,I'm only 72 years old?

J e f f - Posted - 08/08/2015:  19:04:20

Push, Pull, Click, Click! So that's how this doohickey works!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2015:  21:20:53

I used to be a hot dog with the ladies

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2015:  02:21:54

but now I just "monkey" around

J e f f - Posted - 08/09/2015:  06:32:57

I feel a song coming on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2015:  06:35:16

I feel a dream coming on

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2015:  11:30:04

I feel a no hitter coming on

J e f f - Posted - 08/09/2015:  13:01:09

For the last time, this is not a funny looking banjo!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2015:  17:17:59

I don't understand what they mean by "hair of the dog that bit you."

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2015:  17:50:33

Mama,,did the wolf ever get away in any of the
nursery rhyme stories?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2015:  19:13:43

Learned a Ventures tune by listening to Wolfman Jack's show

J e f f - Posted - 08/13/2015:  16:13:49

I said that I like bananas, not bandanas!

J e f f - Posted - 08/13/2015:  17:03:55

You're getting sleepy. Sleeeeeeepy!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/13/2015:  18:27:38

I found this dog-- anyone only who it belongs to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2015:  19:09:57

Ugh...Indian want much wampum for picture on peg head

J e f f - Posted - 08/13/2015:  19:24:54

Yes, donkey sounds like monkey, but no, we're not related.

dmiller - Posted - 08/13/2015:  21:16:00

No matter how long or how hard I stare at him,

my human won't feed me more than once a day. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2015:  02:23:12

Well Yes,I am a doctor,,,,,,,,,,,,of sorts,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2015:  07:36:33

Stand back!....here comes a Duane Eddy lick!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2015:  08:25:13

Stand back,,I do not know where the ball will go.....

J e f f - Posted - 08/14/2015:  15:43:14

My other guitar is a banjo.

J e f f - Posted - 08/14/2015:  15:44:11

My other dog is a duck.

J e f f - Posted - 08/14/2015:  15:45:28

Stand back. I know how to bark!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2015:  18:45:24

Too tired to bark

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/14/2015:  19:28:52

my shirt was in the dryer too long

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2015:  02:40:39

I'm not Kalija,,I'm the REAL wooden Indian

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2015:  05:25:42

No 5th string peg to worry about on this baby

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/15/2015:  18:00:12

I broke my other bat

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2015:  02:05:35

They promised me a gallon of fire water for this photo.
And what did I get? One little sip out of his pocket flask.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2015:  06:29:41

I made this geetar out of a slab of wood when we tore down the old outhouse

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2015:  10:00:57

The coach promised I could be in the batting line up today.

J e f f - Posted - 08/16/2015:  16:21:30

Tear it up!