banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2016:  13:35:11

I haven't been to bathroom for 7 days...........

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2016:  14:03:40

I am the man.

Forrest - Posted - 11/04/2016:  14:08:49

"Oh, do you know the Muffin Man.."

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2016:  15:23:00

Won't give the kids the earmuffs they asked for

Forrest - Posted - 11/04/2016:  15:41:39

"Oh, Jeez.  I think I'm sitting on my male anatomy."

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2016:  02:58:57

KIDS!! KIDS!!,,Please don't sing while I'm playing..

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2016:  05:45:04

Doesn't suffer fools gladly.  

Forrest - Posted - 11/05/2016:  06:44:40

Fooling himself over his cheese addiction.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2016:  13:16:32

One more gig with the kids and he thinks he will be ready for the Grand Ole Oprey. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2016:  14:47:57

Went to the barber to have his ears lowered

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2016:  03:16:13

HUumm,,I saw this same avatar of me in the post office.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2016:  04:09:32

Likes to hang around the post office. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2016:  11:14:58

likes to hang around the cheese deli

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/06/2016:  12:11:24

Just standing here waiting for "her"

Forrest - Posted - 11/06/2016:  15:17:18

Secretly elated that he saved money by switching to Geico

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2016:  16:06:33

Openly elated to have an audience. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/06/2016:  18:22:05

Holding an audience with some queso

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/06/2016:  19:06:44

Here's another one I wrote when I was in jail

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2016:  01:35:02

I don't want an audience when I play,,,know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2016:  02:47:28

No, I'm not blue, just my shirt is. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/07/2016:  05:54:05

"This little piggy went to the market..."

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2016:  07:42:11

Alright kids, get ready because I'm going to crowd surf now.

J e f f - Posted - 11/07/2016:  08:05:57

A warning to everyone. This is what happens to you when you're hooked on cheese.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2016:  08:08:33

Doesn't think his cheeseburger addiction will have the same results.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2016:  09:52:10

His dog keeps begging, thinking the crackers are MilkBone

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2016:  12:19:26

Has tried Milk Bones and liked them.

Forrest - Posted - 11/07/2016:  16:41:08

Is really excited about his new set of bone handled cheese knives.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2016:  18:42:34

Watch closely now, kids - my fingers never leave my hand.

J e f f - Posted - 11/07/2016:  18:56:29

Just finished smelling his dirty socks and realized that he can wear them one more day.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2016:  02:35:10

OH BOY!! I'm in trouble now..Jeff just brought
home a blue heeler.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2016:  03:14:27

Just another day in paradise. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2016:  04:26:56

Wrote a nasty letter to the Georgia Cracker Co. complaining they were going cheap on the salt

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2016:  05:37:27

Watching the weather to plan his winter hiatus.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/08/2016:  07:02:53

Just happy to be anywhere!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2016:  10:52:51

Just got back from howling with the alley cats.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2016:  14:54:59

Pours milk on his head and lets the cat lick it off

J e f f - Posted - 11/08/2016:  15:23:06

Finally understands the joke that he heard on a Hee Haw show 35 years ago.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/08/2016:  16:12:13

Whats Hee Haw?

Forrest - Posted - 11/08/2016:  16:58:09

"I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat..."

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2016:  17:45:46

Probably won't sing the sexy hat song for the kids. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2016:  19:41:38

Used to be a bookkeeper 'til they stripped him of his bow tie and green visor

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/08/2016:  19:46:24

Had a great Avatar... but went conservative. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2016:  01:18:23

I wear shades in the dark so as to keep the light out of my eyes.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2016:  02:49:16

Doesn't go out without his shades. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/09/2016:  03:43:20

Just drew the shades for some private time with his cheese. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2016:  05:56:04

Here's one I play at the 'Canes games between periods

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/09/2016:  06:36:10

Thankful to be Canadian. 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2016:  06:37:09

Contributed to the crash of the Canadian Immigration web site.

Forrest - Posted - 11/10/2016:  11:57:10

Contributed to several cheese fetish forums.