Omeboy - Posted - 12/07/2020:  15:14:39

When he was a young green-horn, he bought a dachshund puppy after all the cowboys kept saying "get along little doggie."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2020:  04:28:16

Hoping the humans will respect the “do not disturb “ sign

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/09/2020:  07:16:18

Open seven days a week,

Omeboy - Posted - 12/09/2020:  10:00:17

Had to see a proctologist for a "wooden-leg-ectomy" after he made fun of Chester's limp.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2020:  03:07:27

Finds proctology very interesting

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2020:  06:30:21

Flunked out if medical school

Omeboy - Posted - 12/10/2020:  08:58:43

"........where seldom is seen any spot that is clean, cause the "chips" are definitely down!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2020:  15:23:31

Thinks he a watchdog because he’s full of ticks

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2020:  14:17:40

The clock seems to be ticking down on this business venture

Omeboy - Posted - 12/11/2020:  17:45:56

Here we are at the end of 2020 and they're still hoping to get a big break on the Johnny Carson show.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2020:  03:42:40

Definitely getting lumps of coal in his Christmas stocking

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2020:  05:55:52

Can't believe she was kicked out of Christmas.

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/12/2020:  06:39:41

is it varmint season yet

Omeboy - Posted - 12/12/2020:  07:28:46

Teaches cactus how to be more prickly and horn-toads how to be more horny.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2020:  09:25:37

Perpetually horny

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2020:  06:48:44

Dang it! Forgot the hemorrhoid pillow again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2020:  08:14:52

Asked Daisy for the pillow she dreams on.

Omeboy - Posted - 12/14/2020:  10:55:48

"Daisyeeeee, Daisyeeeeee, give me your answer true.

I'm a complete alcoholic, all on account of you...."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2020:  03:35:10

Pretending to be asleep

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2020:  05:29:28

Only sleeps during sessions

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/15/2020:  05:46:09

Did we forget Elly May again?!?!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2020:  07:00:58

Proud member of Ducks Unlimited but doesn't understand what they do.

Omeboy - Posted - 12/17/2020:  07:46:53

"ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS"....................5 cents
(First Aid NOT Included)

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2020:  09:05:18

Please, no more cat videos!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2020:  17:16:45

We can’t all be called “Boxcar Slim.”

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/19/2020:  06:58:38

I bet your arm is tired

Omeboy - Posted - 12/19/2020:  09:43:22

Keeps a Derringer hidden under each eye-brow.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2020:  11:41:32

Turns up his nose at that snobby French poodle down the street

Omeboy - Posted - 12/19/2020:  15:02:26

"Roll'en, rollen, roll'en.....keep them donuts roll'en, though your belly's swollen .......Raw hiiiiiide!

Eat'n snap'n gobble..... as much as you can cobble....... soon your butt will be five feet wiiiide......"

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2020:  10:31:13

Has knocked over the Christmas tree several times

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/20/2020 10:31:28

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2020:  22:10:27

Told Charlie Brown over and over again, “ Buy a Christmas tree with more than 4 branches.”

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2020:  03:06:03

Do you feel a draft?

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/21/2020:  12:20:22

Ask Linus if he will share his blanky

Omeboy - Posted - 12/21/2020:  13:56:15

Once got so mad his hat turned into hydrogen.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2020:  17:03:37

Passes large quantities of methane

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2020:  17:08:38

Passing dogs seem to lift their hind legs when Lucy scolds them

Omeboy - Posted - 12/21/2020:  17:54:13

"I'm drink'en in the rain, just drink'en in the rain. What a glooorious feeeeling, I'm waayyysted again..."

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/21/2020 17:55:13

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2020:  03:21:36

Wake me when it’s dinner time

Omeboy - Posted - 12/23/2020:  13:51:24

Wake me if I ever get a customer.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2020:  04:24:20

Dreaming of leading the reindeer on Santa’s sleigh

Omeboy - Posted - 12/24/2020:  09:03:13

"Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, snowy white blizzards that freeze ice into glass, These are a few things that just gripe my ass."

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2020:  09:12:41

Proud of his yellow snow angel

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2020:  11:20:16

The band slowly realizes they’re not on The Polar Express

Omeboy - Posted - 12/25/2020:  13:51:34

Wonders is she might get China to buy her lemonade stand.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2020:  03:47:05

Secretly wishes he was a Shar-Pei

Omeboy - Posted - 12/26/2020:  10:46:04

Secretly wishes some 8th grade boys would hit on her.

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/27/2020:  14:16:42

Always looking for handouts.

Omeboy - Posted - 12/27/2020:  14:33:34

Always complained that Bugs Bunny insisted on working in the nude or not at all.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2020:  21:09:42

Quit humping Sgt. O’Hara’s leg ever since “the incident”.