banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2018:  13:40:27

"You'll never play in this town again"!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/10/2018:  03:55:02

Now that is one fine singin' cowboy

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2018:  07:22:28

Has a long cord for playing out on the range

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2018:  07:53:22

We've unplugged your mandolin.

stanleytone - Posted - 01/10/2018:  16:12:28

this part is easy. doing a wheelie......that's the hard part!'

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2018:  16:36:00

Never plays “Dixie” north of the Mason-Dixon Line

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2018:  03:10:37

Do you have change for a twenty?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2018:  13:02:49

Twenty more miles to the graveyard

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2018:  18:19:47

I've come back from the grave to tell you that I always thought your playing was terrible.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2018:  02:57:11

The sun is cooking me!! I need to roll over but I can't!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2018:  05:22:17

My butt is sore!! I need to stand up but I can’t!!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/13/2018:  05:50:27

and then, he sloooooowly started to turn left as he approached the 300 foot cliff.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2018:  09:13:55

Can’t remember what he’s mad at

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2018:  11:53:06

"My pinky won't reach that far"

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2018:  17:53:44

My guitar cord won’t reach that far.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2018:  20:24:48

Running out of gas soon

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2018:  02:55:29

Mr. Monroe,,you missed the last two bars of "Blue Moon of Kentucky"

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/14/2018:  07:20:52

Still waiting for Lulu to walk by.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2018:  10:42:01

Hasn’t seen hide nor hair/feather of Daisy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2018:  12:34:51

May I borrow your hat?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/14/2018:  14:56:28

Just flagged for a personal foul.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2018:  18:55:48

Just flagged for being a waterfowl.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2018:  04:59:18

Bill's ingenious, but rather crude attempt at springboard motorcycling.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2018:  07:20:00

Happy he migrated south.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2018:  07:21:47

Has no compass , no direction home, like a rolling stone

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2018:  07:38:12

Here’s $10, can you play “Beast of Burden”?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2018:  12:27:07

Doesn't even know where he is

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2018:  12:36:01

Waiting for the cowgirl of his dreams

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2018:  15:34:49

No, but if you hum a few bars I'll pick it up.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2018:  18:18:09

Look, over there!
It's a plane!
It's a bird!
It's a frog!
A frog?

Not plane nor bird nor even frog, it's Underwear Motorcycle Guy!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2018:  18:40:18

Had a motorcycle once but the engine went south

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2018:  02:25:09

You promoters are all the same,,Give me my money!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2018:  07:49:13

The promoter told me this was a guitar gig and now he says I should have brought my banjo.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2018:  09:34:27

Signed up for a season with Barnum & Bailey

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2018:  10:30:51

I'll have my agent call you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2018:  03:07:43

My nick name is Motorbike Bill

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  07:41:18

My name is Stratobanjoscotty.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  08:13:03

Aiming for the stratosphere....almost fast enough now for liftoff

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2018:  12:48:12

Hi, I'm your Uber driver.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2018:  16:06:46

Captain, the main reactors goin to blow!!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2018:  16:35:05

Always Wanted to be captain of the Anaheim Ducks

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/17/2018 16:37:55

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2018:  13:06:33

No, I don’t want to go to a hockey game tonight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2018:  13:14:55

Cheering Bruins on with a wild ride

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2018:  13:24:19

Which part of “No” don’t you understand, the n or the o?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2018:  13:58:34

does it really matter?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2018:  14:04:05

These nylon strings I bought from Segovia don’t sound so hot

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2018:  15:05:49

MOM!! Chuck is hogging the noisy thing again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2018:  02:52:27

What do you mean my head is listing?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2018:  05:19:37

The tip jar is almost empty