banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2018:  14:43:41

Typical Chuck Van Dyke hound dog

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/22/2018:  16:46:02

Was once told babes dig fence sitters.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2018:  01:47:56

is jealous of fence sitters.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  03:10:01

Didn’t set out to be a fence sitter

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  04:11:27

Didn’t set out to be a world record holder

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  04:17:50

Didn’t set out to be a setter.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2018:  05:42:26

still not setting

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  13:53:27

Thinking of taking up land speed record motorcycle racing

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  14:57:10

Thinking of lounging on a railing somewhere

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/23/2018:  15:09:02

Looking for a new place to poop.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2018:  16:08:28

Looking for a new hairstyle - the duck's ass is getting old.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2018:  22:37:32

His ass will be grass when he gets home

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2018:  04:10:55

Sniffing any available ass

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2018:  14:59:09

Starting his epic around the world and back bike ride.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  03:41:47

Has flown around the world and back

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2018:  03:56:16

Likes to ride around in circles for days on end...

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  04:05:58

Quacks himself up

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2018:  06:14:46

Likes making love to a fender

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2018:  13:14:00

My old pal is a shadow of his former self

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2018:  14:31:55

Well I be darn, he does have a license to do that.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2018:  04:58:15

His flying license expired years ago

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2018:  07:33:36

Never thought he needed wings on this thing to fly over the Snake River canyon

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2018:  08:00:32

Spot investigates the crime scene chalk outline of the victim and wonders what the hell happened.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/26/2018:  09:59:46

Just realized he forgot his clown suit and goofy big shoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2018:  03:29:39

Hasn’t found shoes that fit his goofy big feet

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2018:  07:33:01

Therapy for an aching back

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/28/2018:  08:18:30

In search of a fire hydrant.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2018:  09:19:09

Doesn't stand close to fire hydrants - ever since the incident

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/28/2018 09:19:34

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2018:  03:04:13

Sorry.I'm not a normal man anymore.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2018:  03:34:40

Hasnt been normal since he saw E. Tubb live

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/29/2018:  03:55:32

Crime scene tape dog.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2018:  06:57:20

Not particularly fond of dogs

 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2018:  03:35:55

You can have the duck,,I'll take the dog!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:39:26

Likes handsome Black Labs

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:47:31

On the verge of blacking out

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:56:49

We’ve outlined his background for you

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/30/2018:  14:51:19

Has no clue he's being followed by the keystone cops.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  14:55:49

Gets away with many crimes because ducks all look alike to the cops.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/30/2018:  15:00:12

Just realized he's not part of the Flying Burrito Brothers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  15:13:56

Has a twin brother who stole his corrective spectacles

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  18:03:17

His owner spilled spot remover on him and this is all that’s left

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:09:30

Testing new moon rover prototype.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:11:27

Still can't accept that he doesn't have the Last Word

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:16:38

Missing the LW as he drives off the edge of the world.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:18:30

Has completely forgotten he was supposed to watch the ducklings tonight

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:35:50

Looking for Huey, Dewey, and Louie

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2018:  03:27:44

Strangest smelling butt I’ve ever sniffed

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2018:  04:14:33

Will it ever run out of gas?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2018:  06:01:56

Wait until they hear the blazing solo I've come up with.