chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2017:  05:03:16

His career might be on the rocks

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2017:  05:04:05

hoping to become a bluegrass banjo.

Forrest - Posted - 02/17/2017:  06:39:21

Hard to tell, but it looks like he's playing with himself.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2017:  06:57:16

YAWN....I hope this gig is over soon

Forrest - Posted - 02/17/2017:  07:57:19

"I love it when my playing knocks 'em out!"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2017:  14:00:04

Owwwwwww these strings hurt!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2017:  14:36:59

Hasn't stood on the beach in years

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2017:  14:54:02

Loves to drink curdle milk and eat week old graham crackers.

Forrest - Posted - 02/17/2017:  15:57:23

You're dispiccccabbblleeee!

J e f f - Posted - 02/17/2017:  17:09:05

"Feeeelings, nothing more than Feeeelings!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2017:  17:46:21

Thinks Milkbone grows on trees

Forrest - Posted - 02/17/2017:  18:26:39

Enjoys serenading the birds in his treehouse.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2017:  19:00:21

His dentist gives him a guitar to play with......."now, open WIDE!"

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2017:  01:56:25

My head makes this banjo look big..

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2017:  04:19:51

His investment in vests is fully vested. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/18/2017:  04:39:50

Sleeps in a treehouse.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2017:  05:30:12

Sleeps in a swamp 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2017:  06:44:23

doesn't sleep..he's the night watchman.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2017:  07:36:15

Never goes to a haberdashery

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2017:  07:54:13

never plays in public

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/18/2017:  09:55:59

Likes to run in place for hours.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2017:  10:23:27

can't run,,only waddles

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2017:  16:40:20

Doesn't see the point of running. 

Forrest - Posted - 02/18/2017:  17:01:20

Is very high strung

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2017:  17:02:15

Strung his guitar with six g strings

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/18/2017 17:02:33

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2017:  01:30:24

Can't play without a capo.

Forrest - Posted - 02/19/2017:  05:10:18

Is wearing his capo right now and likes it...a lot.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2017:  16:49:42

toes are to crooked to wear shoes

Forrest - Posted - 02/19/2017:  17:43:51

Looks very natural wearing a hat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2017:  18:04:53

Plays barre chords but can't tie a Windsor knot in a necktie

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2017:  04:00:12

Prefers a bow tie 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2017:  14:43:49

and now for something completely different...a banjo with six guitars.

Forrest - Posted - 02/20/2017:  17:37:35

Hasn't blinked since February 2006

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2017:  18:50:33

Has a vertical toothpick stuck in the back of his mouth

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2017:  02:47:23

Looking down on the audience 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/21/2017:  10:11:58

wishes he had an audience

J e f f - Posted - 02/21/2017:  14:18:58

Wishes the birds would stop pooping on his hat.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2017:  14:55:02

Thinks goose poop is a tasty treat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2017:  15:07:01

Uses an umbrella for his sensitive head

Forrest - Posted - 02/21/2017:  18:17:18

Wishes he had an umbrella 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2017:  03:00:46

DANG! I sure am ugly.

Forrest - Posted - 02/22/2017:  06:16:05

I wish people could look past my rough exterior and see that I'm just a big teddy bear at heart!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2017:  06:46:30

His rough feet bottoms mar hardwood floors

Forrest - Posted - 02/22/2017:  09:35:14

Making a video of Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2017:  11:05:27

Ate Lucy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Forrest - Posted - 02/22/2017:  11:15:00

Makes a nifty tambourine during his off hours

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2017:  12:34:45

Hasn't got a leg to stand on

Forrest - Posted - 02/22/2017:  12:38:42

Hitting the glass ceiling 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2017:  14:54:33

Sure doesn't need a microphone.