chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2017:  06:18:03

His wife took his clothes and seat and burned them in the front yard, then went home to mother

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2017:  13:24:35

Heading home to mother.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2017:  17:34:37

Trying to get 125 miles to a gallon

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2017:  13:22:02

Your fly is down.

kentr - Posted - 12/20/2017:  19:48:00

Look ma, no seat.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2017:  02:43:49

Pick a size, any size.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2017:  03:51:45

Look Ma, no feet!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2017:  07:51:40

Look, Daisy - no teeth!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/21/2017:  10:56:01

No,you don't understand,,I need the vice grips to turn the tuning key.

J e f f - Posted - 12/21/2017:  16:40:59

Finally realizes that he's not related to The Beaver.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2017:  18:12:17

Always barks at beavers for building illegal dams

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2017:  03:17:54

Is that a beaver fur hat?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2017:  07:18:28

"OUTTA MY WAY" I'm late for breakfast

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2017:  08:18:07

Went busking in front of Graceland and got arrested

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2017:  11:52:26

Seriously, I want to offer you a record deal.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2017:  17:53:25

Only 2 minutes off the world record for riding while suffering from madness

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2017:  18:34:26

Who is mando Lynn?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2017:  21:37:17

Popped the clutch too quickly

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2017:  03:25:26

Whatta ya mean,,A-7th suspended?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2017:  07:00:53

Doesn’t know that the fence is going to collapse in 12.3 seconds.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2017:  07:59:37

Can’t see the MACK truck 20 feet ahead

stanleytone - Posted - 12/23/2017:  08:01:14

Don't get too attached to my hat!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2017:  08:53:36

Grateful Dead gone Reb.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2017:  12:20:53

Third attempt at the Slowest Land Speed record.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2017:  14:30:34

Quit shaving after a Daisy put him on the grease

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2017:  03:54:59

I think you’re holding it upside down.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2017:  04:37:45

Yep, still in last place.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2017:  09:31:20

Still last on Daisy’s suitor list

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/25/2017 09:36:08

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2017:  04:05:34

I want to be more than just friends.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2017:  07:34:53

OK,,Do it,,,,

stanleytone - Posted - 12/26/2017:  07:44:53

that's me posing with my new Martin D-28SB

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2017:  07:50:12

Up against the wall, mac, and don’t make a move

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/26/2017 07:51:09

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2017:  03:30:40

We need to talk.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2017:  04:24:26

HELP!!! I'm running out of runway.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2017:  05:45:21

I’m more than just a pretty face you know

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2017:  09:07:21

Do you hate me just because I’m beautiful?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/28/2017:  02:34:36

Bill's impression of the Statue of Liberty.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2017:  03:57:17

Doesn’t approve of duck egg omelettes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2017:  07:39:54

Doesn’t approve of helmets

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/28/2017:  17:28:40

Hey dude, that's my hat!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2017:  18:43:55

Has never been seen wearing a hat.

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/28/2017 18:44:23

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2017:  21:43:55

His madness began during his job as a mad hatter

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2017:  02:55:41

I know it isn't right but if I make the same mistake every time then
everyone will think that's how the tune goes..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2017:  12:02:22

I think I'll just sit here a spell.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2017:  13:26:07

"I gotta Travel On"

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2017:  15:19:30

I got piles

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/29/2017 15:19:49

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2017:  17:44:34

May I have my rectal thermometer back please?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/30/2017:  04:07:49

still has Doc's rectal thermometer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,somewhere?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2017:  04:49:51

Coming up with words that rhyme with Stratocaster