Unclelevi - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:39:49

I think you misunderstood. I asked for a bowl of  WARM soup. That's w-A-r-m.

cframe - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:59:58

I'm feeling blue.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  18:02:36

I do not intend moving until the snow melts in spring

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/16/2012:  02:37:05

I had to fight Crocodile Dundee for this hat... I won! Come to think about it, the way the hat looks on me... maybe I lost!

Unclelevi - Posted - 11/16/2012:  07:26:58

Alright I know you're gonna make some wise-guy remark-------Let's hear it !

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  09:47:00

I stole banjoscotty's look, but shh don't tell him!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  11:33:01

If I keep doing screen tests like this I must be in front running for the role of sleepy

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  11:40:11

Do you think anyone will notice that I changed my hat?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  12:22:55

What time is lunch?

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  12:26:38

Now I'm a flute-playing cowboy!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  13:07:48

I bet you blink before I do

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  13:36:57

Does my jacket go with this hat?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  16:24:38

I'm dreaming of a Bite Christmas

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2012:  01:36:29

Golly Bill,,,,is that a genuine "outback"hat?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2012:  03:48:23

T I M, T I M, T I M - I'll get it sooner or later.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/17/2012:  04:56:00

The best part settled to the bottom of the can...

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  12:24:32

You could have given me a different punishment than this, guard.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/17/2012:  13:39:10

...and whoever blinks first....

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  13:57:12

Gets to wear my Stetson and Shades

Unclelevi - Posted - 11/17/2012:  15:24:54

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!   The two strangers NEVER came down from Rocky top?!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  15:30:10

Now watch carefully folks.....cause this is the only time I am going to demonstrate the Scruggs Roll

Edited by - mbanjo on 11/17/2012 15:31:17

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  18:07:19

you should have seen what I just saw

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  18:24:08

Totem pole easier to carve when model stands upright

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/17/2012:  20:50:27

A guy shot at me and hit the top of my hat! I haven't been able to blink since!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  21:46:41

I am totally blind in one eye, but don't worry, I have double vision in the other

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2012:  05:00:09

NO,,NO,,I said TIE me kangaroo down,,
not DIE

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/18/2012:  10:55:13

Now I know why they call these things "D" tuners... I can't keep this D thing in tune!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/18/2012:  12:05:27

I'm running out of supplies of Rosewood, how many more Halos do they need up there?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2012:  02:42:17

What are you staring at?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/19/2012:  05:14:56

my gas business blew up, so I started in the worm business

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2012:  07:02:33

Will someone please rotate 90 degrees clockwise?

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  09:17:00

You know what they say about opening a can of worms...

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  11:21:52

I didn't get to go on the motorcycle

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  12:51:13

Marty! What are you doing here???

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  13:10:21

I just know you want to kiss me on the nose

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  13:11:07

So THAT'S how the world ends!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  13:43:47

My nose is the Scenter of my face

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  13:45:05

They were dumb enough to elect him AGAIN?!?!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  14:11:29

I wish someone would come over and Play

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  14:12:10

No more twinkies?!?!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/19/2012:  15:34:19

I saw her kissing a giraffe... and I thought I was her only love.... I am soooo sad!

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  15:36:05

My wife told me I had to get rid of my banjo. To get back at her, I'm turning it into shavings that I will pile all over the house.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2012:  15:56:54

Someone please pet me,,,,,

Alaina - Posted - 11/19/2012:  15:58:08

Oh look at me. I married an ex-N*Sync member. Woo hoo!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:18:14

I do think someone is jealous??

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:20:29

under this wig I am totally bald

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:24:49

under this hat ,,,no one knows but me

mbanjo - Posted - 11/19/2012:  16:34:20

Under this Dress.....................?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 11/20/2012:  02:45:16

I tried to go to sleep counting sheep, but it wont work.... The stupid sheep are even drinking coffee to stay awake!