OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  19:01:46

Prefers ponds to deserts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2018:  02:53:20

prefers salt lake flats to paved roads........

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2018:  04:09:31

Prefers chaps to Bermuda shorts

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2018:  05:21:13

They're not the Grand Tetons, but they'll do.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2018:  05:43:51

Plays with stones instead of flesh

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2018:  06:42:39

Fancies himself to be a rolling stone

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2018:  07:26:55

Slowly gathering moss.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/14/2018:  15:00:02

Falling over in slow motion.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2018:  16:00:09

In constant motion.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2018:  17:30:44

Getting constipated from all the cheese his wife keeps tossing him

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/14/2018:  18:31:40

Still looking for his lost shoe.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:32:09

Doesn't wear shoes.

J e f f - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:36:49

The approved riding position for hemorrhoid sufferers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:44:16

Chases Daffy around the duck pond

youtu.be/hKs-2dRVqak   (this is hilarious!)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/15/2018 15:45:45

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:55:25

Watching the dog chase the duck is making him daffy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:57:12

Has dogs nipping at his heels

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2018:  15:58:49

So busy taking selfie he didn't see Big Foot walking behind him.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2018:  16:01:03

Once was hired by Marlin Perkins to trail down Sasquatch, so he rode to Saskatchewan without a winter coat

J e f f - Posted - 03/15/2018:  16:01:42

Is nuts and has no nuts.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2018:  17:26:28

Thought he was going to the vets to get tutored.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2018:  23:25:33

Self-neutering to save money

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2018:  10:28:23

Neutral on the subject of neutering.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2018:  16:35:54

Testing new neutering machine.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2018:  06:50:24

Testing his patience

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2018:  12:52:02

Starting to wind down

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2018:  12:53:43

Has a foot-pedal generated amp to play Ernest Tubb songs

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2018:  03:10:29

Likes to listen to Billy Byrd...

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2018:  06:21:55

Touched Hank Garland on the shoulder once after a show in downtown Dayton

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/20/2018 06:24:37

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/20/2018:  11:01:39

Looking for Jude Garland in the desert.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2018:  16:34:27

Thinks Judy became a Jude

J e f f - Posted - 03/20/2018:  16:54:37

Too lazy to put the twist tie back on the bread bag.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2018:  02:25:57

Please Master,,it's 2 minutes past lunch time

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2018:  06:26:19

Please mister, where is the rest of the band?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2018:  06:40:01

Please Mr. Knievel , I don’t wanna go

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/21/2018:  06:51:48

Keeps tripping over that damned ottoman.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2018:  10:38:53

Traded his ottoman for a footstool

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2018:  12:28:20

Took his footstool to his sawbones for colon analysis

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2018:  12:40:47

Had to block The Grand Ole Opry's phone number

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/22/2018:  04:09:00

Has no sense of direction.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2018:  04:32:02

Can’t remember where the yellow went

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2018:  07:46:53

Doesn't take being called yellow lightly.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2018:  07:58:35

Was a high school outcast

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2018:  11:10:12

High School was the best eight years of his life.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/22/2018:  15:09:22

Still tries out for his high school cheerleader team.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2018:  15:24:41

Applied at Ducks Unlimited but they said he didn’t fit the bill (ouch)

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2018:  18:08:20

Hoping for a spot at the Improv

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/23/2018:  06:01:28

Hoping the gas runs out before he reaches the abyss...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2018:  06:58:36

Looked into the abyss and jumped

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2018:  07:04:07

Will never be able to jump again