chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2018:  07:46:21

has paged his wife to come throw him another sandwich

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2018:  08:58:01

Hoping for an outhouse reality tv show

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/11/2018:  05:33:51

Hoping for a drive through outhouse and gift shop combo.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2018:  09:53:15

got thrown out of the Anaheim Ducks' gift shop

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/11/2018:  14:28:04

Lost the last word while driving through Red Deer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2018:  08:00:15

Finally got promoted to III Duck = to 1st Corporal

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2018:  09:01:02

Finally found a fiddle player who’ll buy his own lunches

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2018:  09:46:18

Always wonders why people say they took a crap when they actually left it where it was

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/13/2018:  03:49:08

Always forgets to carry a doggy poop bag for emergencies.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2018:  04:30:48

Some times my eyes go crossed from being so full of poop.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2018:  07:09:45

goes on cattle drives and brings a portable amp

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2018:  11:06:21

Has portable lighting in his portable poop palaces.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2018:  13:32:14

can't stop to poop

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/13/2018:  14:48:22

Traded in his pet mule for a llama.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2018:  18:01:54

Has a pet snake named Jasper

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2018:  03:21:32

Thinks it’s too soon for holiday music

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/14/2018:  04:14:35

Once lost a mall Santa gig because of a joy buzzer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2018:  06:32:00

Yes,,I do have a mask.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2018:  07:16:25

I could get up if I wanted to

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2018:  08:58:18

My back issues prevent me from having satisfactory sex

banjolurker - Posted - 11/14/2018:  09:50:56

5/10

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2018:  10:45:25

Strangely blank expression

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/14/2018:  16:30:26

Wondering if Omeboy is back.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2018:  17:36:07

Knows where Omeboy is but won’t tell

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2018:  18:02:03

Asked Sherwin-Williams to sponsor him to get a free paint job

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2018:  03:30:27

Asked Sherwin Williams to develop special line of outhouse paints

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/15/2018:  14:54:39

President of the Big Foot Investigator Club of New England.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2018:  15:13:48

Puts his foot in his mouth every time he sees Daisy

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2018:  09:24:22

Wishes Sears still published a catalog

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/16/2018:  15:21:52

Thinks Big Bird is a puppet.

Omeboy - Posted - 11/16/2018:  15:48:42

Once told a big fried chicken mogul to go pluck himself.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/16/2018:  17:53:19

Oh nooooo, he's back!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2018:  04:52:27

Panicking

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2018:  06:38:55

his panic attacks have subsided since she left

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2018:  06:50:00

Thinking about installing coin operated stalls

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2018:  07:08:10

hoping he has plenty of quarters for Chuck's stalls

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2018:  07:10:10

still looking for a 2 bit wh*^e

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2018:  08:57:13

Has a little black book filled with numbers for 2 bit wh*^rs

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/18/2018:  04:50:52

Found his expired Chuck's Outhouse VIP Card while cleaning under the couch cushions.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 11/18/2018 04:51:27

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2018:  07:16:56

never uses a couch on the duckpond

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/18/2018:  15:56:32

Dreams of floating on a couch for hours...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2018:  03:19:57

Wishes Paines Prairie would fill with water

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2018:  03:34:54

Forgot to water the plants

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2018:  06:41:28

air cooled all the way

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2018:  07:05:10

Air cooled outhouses aren’t working out very well

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2018:  07:27:26

Really racking up some miles on the old scooter

Omeboy - Posted - 11/19/2018:  08:33:11

Really racking up some years in his parents' basement.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2018:  10:45:19

Told Sherwin Williams he was running a poor second to Benjamin Moore

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2018:  03:22:18

Wants to paint his outhouse rainbow colors