Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/29/2017:  17:53:08

Third string is wounded too tight

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2017:  18:43:35

Had a job with Geoff Stelling but got fired for inlaying too many Indians

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  01:40:15

needs a paying job..this hockey sucks.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  02:36:51

Happily retired. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  06:07:34

I'm just about tired of this stand up gig

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  07:05:43

Who won the war?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  07:48:14

Shot a buffalo once........on a video game

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  08:44:22

Shot the puck once........on a video game.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  10:12:09

I'm so,,so tired

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  11:29:02

I once did a gig with Dolly

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2017:  11:48:31

The tribal council isn't exactly thrilled with his banjo playing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  14:47:35

Declined Geoff Stelling's offer to head the Council of Banjos

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2017:  16:57:14

Sat the last 4 games in the penalty box

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2017:  20:18:06

Always in the sin bin

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  03:21:40

Likes it in the sin bin. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  05:53:19

Would someone please buy me or take another picture

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  07:32:55

Thinking of trading me in on Bill's Stelling.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2017:  08:41:55

It's a deal!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  10:25:05

Doesn't have anything he wants to add to the trading.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  11:52:22

No trades here, cash only and pickup locally

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  13:01:54

Phoned Chief Nokahoma to send him his picture

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2017:  13:49:36

The opposing team just found out he's a cleverly designed animatronic prop.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2017:  16:23:49

has a lot of helpful information

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2017:  20:55:18

Often rereads "Outlaw Country for the Complete Idiot"

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  01:55:06

OH,,I can't read..Maybe I'm an idiot?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  03:27:59

Knows an idiot when he sees one. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  04:39:22

Jeff's dog thinks I'm a fire hydrant

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  06:51:11

Stopped peeing on fire hydrants a few years ago.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  08:29:53

That's when I took up the habit

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  08:40:54

Has a habit of falling asleep at the laundromat

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  09:39:41

My coach says I need to create some new habits,,,,,,,,,like hitting the puck

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  10:01:07

My boss wants me to be sure to fall down if I die on the job so he can tell the difference.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  10:30:35

Says his tone ring was die cast in an elite German tool & die shop

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  10:32:49

Says his stick was carved in an elite German cuckoo clock shop in the Bavarian Alps.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  14:39:06

Has confessed that he is actually from Asia

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  15:12:06

Almost stowed away on a slow boat to China

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  18:25:38

Stowed away on a slow boat from Africa. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2017:  03:16:26

Can play very fast and loud but it doesn't sound good at all..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  04:06:35

Lip synced every performance. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2017:  07:06:57

Gets cold feet on stage

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  10:55:44

Gets cold all over on the ice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2017:  13:49:26

so cold he can't play a hot tune

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2017:  14:47:54

Went to Detroit City and dang near froze

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  18:44:23

Misses the equatorial warmth of Africa 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2017:  05:49:18

Goes to all the parties and doesn't miss a thing

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2017:  09:10:42

The original party animal.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2017:  09:55:47

Can't drink anything..Has a neck and a head but no mouth.......

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2017:  12:23:44

Hankering for something to eat and drink.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2017:  18:35:46

Usaed to get pizza drippings spilled on his head