OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2016:  07:07:05

Gave up hopping freight trains.

J e f f - Posted - 11/21/2016:  13:31:10

Go prescribed hemorrhoid suppositories, but doesn't know where to put them.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2016:  13:47:20

I'm watching your every move.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2016:  15:11:15

Got put outside to make room for the Christmas tree

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2016:  16:18:43

Ticket? I don't need no stinkin' ticket.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/21/2016:  16:23:55

Instrumentalist?  I dont need no stinkin' instrumentalist. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2016:  16:26:56

Flashlight? I don't need no stinkin' flashlight.

Omeboy - Posted - 11/21/2016:  16:31:26

My owner bought me this neat new case to live in.  It even has its own private beach!

Forrest - Posted - 11/21/2016:  16:55:56

"There's no place like 'ome, there's no place like 'ome..."

Omeboy - Posted - 11/21/2016:  17:59:55

"You guys remember "Mommy?"  She was that woman who kept yelling: "It's either me or the banjo!!!!!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2016:  21:22:32

Hands out sunglasses to the audience

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2016:  02:37:58

Heard that whistle blowing and answered the call. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/22/2016:  04:59:18

Feeling washed up. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2016:  06:41:56

Feeling like a star

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2016:  08:56:12

Going down the road feeling bad...

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2016:  07:24:18

Standing guard to repel banjos

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/23/2016:  07:49:19

Lets see...bag, hat, shoes.  Yup, all packed!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2016:  09:08:19

Let's see...hat, sunglasses, banjo. Yup, all packed!

Forrest - Posted - 11/24/2016:  13:19:53

Just one trumpet short of a mariachi band.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2016:  15:21:37

Thank you very much, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2016:  15:25:43

If I see so much as a beatup ukulele invading my space, there'll be big trouble.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2016:  04:09:55

This all started with a Lionel train set. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/25/2016:  11:57:01

I miss those female hands on my neck

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2016:  12:20:55

I used to be a redneck.....until I met "her".

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2016:  16:35:38

I was never the traveling kind....until I met "her".

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2016:  03:12:45

Shep came and peed on me he thinks I'm a spruce tree..

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  04:52:04

Found the whole Shep thing quite amusing. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2016:  07:07:18

I used to be in movies....silent movies ,that is

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  13:23:54

My hearing is shot from the train whistles. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/26/2016:  16:13:52

Playing "Big Sandy" 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  16:15:24

Playing the theme from "Frozen". 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2016:  16:35:39

Wants more playing time instead of standing on the sidelines

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  16:40:12

Forgot to pack his banjo. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2016:  16:43:25

Doesn't want people with banjos dropping in

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  18:45:06

About to find out that this is a bulk car. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2016:  03:25:50

has trouble hitting the high notes

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  03:28:16

Has a great yodeling falsetto 

J e f f - Posted - 11/27/2016:  07:29:18

Doesn't cuss, smoke, chew, or hangout with women that do.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  08:03:13

Chases women's cars whose engines purr

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  08:41:24

 Chasing a dream. 

J e f f - Posted - 11/27/2016:  09:15:08

Still trying to figure out who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  10:23:46

Thinking about going down to the creek for a bath

Forrest - Posted - 11/27/2016:  10:29:03

About to regret boarding the Old 97.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  12:53:13

Already regrets accepting the kiddie gig. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  18:24:25

Doesn't want any kids touching him

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2016:  02:41:13

Has Bob Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright" ear worm. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/28/2016:  07:24:34

Has suffered through many a bad note

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2016:  08:35:03

Got a note from the principal to quit punishing pupils this way

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2016:  11:09:33

Doesn't need a note from anyone to ride the rails