OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2017:  15:04:40

Doesn't stand for anyone messing with his hat. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2017:  03:34:48

Only stands on his stand

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2017:  04:34:22

Being held upright by a couple of photographer's assistants.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2017:  05:00:04

Getting hungry for some country cookin'

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2017:  05:47:32

Likes walking instead of running

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2017:  17:30:06

Likes sitting instead of moving.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2017:  04:23:40

Likes laying down instead of sitting.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2017:  07:51:36

Took his old Tele to Buford's Auto Body Shop

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2017:  10:34:54

Feels like something the cat dragged in.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2017:  13:09:39

There was a time when,when,when,,,OH YOU,,You make me so confused.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2017:  13:12:18

Once told Duane Eddy to play more than 2 bass strings

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2017:  02:51:52

This isn't what he expected when he entered the witness protection program. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2017:  04:28:07

He's having a bell put on front door

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2017:  06:19:10

Hunkering down to wait for Irma.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2017:  07:01:33

Wears a slicker when nor'easters hit

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2017:  08:24:38

Waiting for a "Blue Northern"so he won't have
to put the slicker on.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2017:  08:53:07

Doing promotional work for Hagstrom Guitars

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2017:  09:29:44

Doesn't know what the Hitchhiker guitar looks like

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2017:  20:07:50

Told Ed Sullivan he needed a face lift

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2017:  02:59:40

Like watching Zippy the Chimp on Ed Sullivan. 

youtu.be/VW5gP25NBlE

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2017:  04:28:56

I'm old but I can still plinkity-plunk

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2017:  10:34:26

Very young in spirit.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2017:  19:27:47

Gets visitations at night from the ghost of Orville Gibson

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2017:  03:33:10

Desires to find Tarzan

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2017:  03:27:54

Can sure pick that Hitch Hiker gee-tar

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2017:  13:01:55

Has a loud sports coat to match that shirt

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2017:  02:53:10

Not planning to buy the new iPhone. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2017:  11:25:50

Not planning on a cross-country tour of 47 consecutive one-nighters

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2017:  15:15:24

Finally realized the bus isn't coming to pick him up.

BanjoClive - Posted - 09/13/2017:  23:05:47

Got lost in the tour bus.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2017:  03:24:58

Into shameless self promotion

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2017:  06:04:43

Tries to hide his headstock logo

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2017:  18:18:02

Has several Stelling logo tattoos

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2017:  20:34:24

Geoff Stelling warned him against getting any ink on his head

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2017:  02:48:36

Doesn't pay attention to most warnings.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2017:  05:34:02

has BIG gig tonight

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2017:  08:33:59

Drying out his guitar after Irma

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2017:  05:05:45

Singing "How Dry I Am"

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2017:  06:01:35

Bill uses me for a boat anchor

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2017:  11:52:37

Says Hagstroms make handy canoe paddles

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2017:  13:01:41

Doesn't know a Hagstrom from a Hitch Hiker Custom

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2017:  13:01:51

Feels like he's up Schlitz creek without a paddle.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2017:  14:36:24

Never did like Cripple Creek

BanjoClive - Posted - 09/16/2017:  15:50:51

Crippled a man at a creek

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2017:  18:04:00

His name is "evil C" spelled backwards.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2017:  18:07:07

Likes doing back flips in front of the locked down guitars

Hankon5 - Posted - 09/16/2017:  18:27:24

KIcked out of the jam AGAIN!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2017:  03:48:40

And so you see,,I do have a wheel.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  04:49:10

I do have a Hagstrom