banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  03:27:18

My name isn't Bill and I have no guns to leave home..

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2018:  06:56:32

Holster holds a pea shooter

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2018:  09:24:47

Excited about his new job, cleaning the Clampetts cement pond.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  10:29:58

Planning to lay some eggs beside the cement pond

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2018:  11:51:31

Fell backwards one time into the bird bath

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2018:  13:58:30

Doesn't know it, but he's about to fall backwards into the swimming pool.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  14:16:48

About to fall out of the race

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2018:  14:20:44

Falling in love with the cute waitress.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2018:  17:11:59

Goes through the A&W drive-thru like this to impress the cute oreder taker

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2018:  02:20:20

Wondering what an oreder taker is.........

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  09:57:48

Also wondering what an oreder taker is, cute or otherwise.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  10:15:34

Wondering what the Guinness record is

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  10:35:33

Thinks he'll go have another Guinness

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2018:  11:16:14

Doesn't think anything

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  11:17:43

Thinking about how to play that diminished in Faded Love

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  12:09:59

His tolerance for minor flatted fifths is diminished.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  12:45:22

Hasn’t drank a fifth since pop kicked him outta the house

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  13:18:56

Negotiating for a reality TV show about his life.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2018:  17:12:25

Keeps speeding tickets in his speedos.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2018:  17:24:54

Tried to get a ticket to a Duck Dynasty taping

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2018:  03:39:43

Headed for the wet bar

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:27:11

The railing bar is wet.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:53:16

My seat is wet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:57:10

His behavioural therapist blamed this bizarre stunt on his bed-wetting problem

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  07:02:44

His behavioral therapist quit

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2018:  09:29:57

Doesn’t have a supply of “u”s in his alphabet

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  16:05:23

Hoarding U's left over from American English speakers.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/09/2018:  03:59:17

Riding in a perpetual U turn.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2018:  04:17:44

Riding the #205 bus to Daisy’s house

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/09/2018 04:19:54

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/09/2018:  14:46:32

Searching for the elusive Woolworths in the desert.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:02:09

Never used Ipana tooth paste

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:44:15

Changed his mind about sitting on the fence

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2018:  08:43:01

Yelled at his wife driving the pace car to call his groin doctor for an appt.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/10/2018 08:48:30

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  11:31:42

Getting the hang of his new selfie-stick.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/11/2018:  08:18:26

Hanging on for his dear life...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2018:  16:37:43

Wishes he had opposable thumbs so he could ride a motorcycle.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2018:  18:47:27

HIs wife taped his thumbs to the handlebars

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2018:  07:38:57

I'm an over the road trucker so you know where my wife taped me

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2018:  09:53:34

Used to date a knothole in the junkyard fence

J e f f - Posted - 03/12/2018:  13:57:17

Used to date a Polish dill pickle.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2018:  15:08:59

Too young to date.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  04:29:21

Waiting for his date to arrive.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2018:  05:23:02

Too busy to have a date

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  06:50:35

His dates had better like fence-sitting guitar players.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2018:  10:42:03

Went on a blind date once that looked like Evel Knievel

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  11:18:08

Doesn't realize the hills behind him resemble cleavage.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2018:  11:50:01

Has perverted thoughts at times

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2018:  13:00:47

Not immune to perverted thoughts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2018:  13:44:46

Looking for two hills to drive through