chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2017:  11:34:32

Buys rare picks from an eccentric zookeeper

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2017:  12:45:10

Gored the last zoo keeper who approached him.

Forrest - Posted - 04/06/2017:  12:58:42

Wearing a musk ox hide head

J e f f - Posted - 04/06/2017:  13:33:42

Has a hard time finding a place to let one rip when he's in the woman's clothes section of the Burlington Coat Factory.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2017:  13:56:31

Lets one or two rip anywhere

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2017:  14:45:14

No one hears your rips when you're out on the prairie.

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/06/2017 14:45:27

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2017:  03:58:06

Our jam session leader says,"Let'er Rip".

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  06:46:02

Smiling because he just let one rip.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2017:  07:24:53

Cut the neck down 3 times and it's still too short

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  07:41:59

Hasn't got a leg to stand on

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2017:  08:18:06

I'm moving to greener grass.To much BS here now.

Forrest - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:08:36

Smokes a lot of grass

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:37:05

drinks pink lemanade

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:47:34

Had a pink Cadillac once ,but drove it off a short pier

Forrest - Posted - 04/07/2017:  10:30:35

LOL Scott. 

Constantly worries that those mountains make his butt look big.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  13:41:45

Decided to clip his claws after puncturing three heads.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  13:47:49

Has an extra head stashed inside his reso

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  14:23:26

Back to waiting for the bigs to call.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/09/2017:  14:44:26

I am the best banjo in this display.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2017:  15:16:44

Of all the hats I own, this is one of them. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2017:  16:10:52

Doesn't like it when Bill hangs a drool bucket off his 5th string peg

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2017:  02:49:04

Sad that his Louis Vuitton luggage was stolen. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2017:  04:39:06

Happy that it wasn't his luggage

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2017:  06:24:22

His luggage is a plastic garbage bag

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2017:  10:38:42

Uses a plastic garbage bag as a poncho.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2017:  11:09:14

Still using paper bags

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2017:  17:30:17

Keeps his bottle in a paper bag when he's sitting on park benches

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2017:  02:46:29

Hoping to panhandle enough to buy another bottle. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/11/2017:  04:16:37

Bill used to panhandle,,,that's how he bought me..

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2017:  05:39:38

Likes getting drunk in the Texas Panhandle

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  02:36:01

Living life by the drop. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/12/2017:  05:10:07

Doesn't realize he's Going Down That Road Feeling Bad..

Forrest - Posted - 04/12/2017:  06:08:41

"Yippie-kai-yay, M***********!"

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  08:39:31

With ears like these, I can hear every mistake you make and you're making a lot of mistakes.

Forrest - Posted - 04/12/2017:  08:53:11

Moisturize me!  (Cassandra from Doctor Who reference...)

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  10:10:36

It will take a silver bullet, some garlic and a wooden stake to get me to stop playing banjo.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2017:  17:58:24

Always wanted to be plucked by Boris Karloff

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  18:28:11

Has an odd speech impediment that makes "F's" sound like "Pl".

Forrest - Posted - 04/12/2017:  18:39:32

Stelling head stocks can double as a stake in the event of a vampire emergency

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2017:  00:29:03

Hasn't eaten a steak since Lon Chaney set fire to one on his indoor BBQ

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2017:  02:53:29

Hoping for an invitation to a BBQ 🍗 

Forrest - Posted - 04/13/2017:  10:58:46

Doesn't like getting too close to fire of any kind

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/13/2017:  12:27:42

I do free blood tests

J e f f - Posted - 04/13/2017:  13:31:08

Refuses to pick his nose.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2017:  16:51:54

I'm not depressed, I'm relaxing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2017:  02:42:40

They told me this avatar was dull.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2017:  03:37:17

Has never been called dull. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2017:  05:25:34

I'm standing for the banjo rights of bluegrass music

J e f f - Posted - 04/14/2017:  09:09:00

I'm standing because the hemorrhoids are being mean today.