chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2019:  07:21:22

Saw a sign saying “Low Flying Aircraft”

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2019:  07:36:15

The neighbo(u)rs hate it when he brings his work home with him

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2019:  10:28:58

Sure is a long way across this desert.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2019:  11:43:35

Sure is taking a long time to tune up

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2019:  11:47:39

Runs on a ethol/ kerosene blend

Omeboy - Posted - 01/29/2019:  14:15:42

Wants to get into the soft-serve ice cream business. Go figure.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2019:  14:18:20

Hasn’t had a bath since the hair dryer fell into the bath tub

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2019:  14:54:46

Doesn't think the "all you can eat" benefit is worth much

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2019:  04:04:09

Doesn't think anything

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2019:  10:41:52

Thinks his g string is ready to let go

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2019:  11:15:05

His long-suffering wife let him go years ago

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2019:  11:23:36

Sees the results of people letting go

Omeboy - Posted - 01/30/2019:  20:15:38

The reason he can maintain this position so long? He stopped "going" three years ago.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2019:  20:57:25

Drives without his lights on during full moons

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2019:  03:54:28

Loves his new outhouse.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2019:  05:18:16

BBF with Pooh

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2019:  07:00:13

His sidecar that came unhooked with the outhouse on it has now crashed into the Chevrolet testing grounds guard shack

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/31/2019 07:02:47

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2019:  10:04:19

Pumping out the holding tanks at the Yuma Desert Proving Ground

Rossanne - Posted - 01/31/2019:  14:58:19

ghost rider loves his golden shield...

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2019:  15:20:15

Loves her new golden shield hair tie.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2019:  15:22:46

Wears a tie to Ducks Unlimited meetings

Omeboy - Posted - 01/31/2019:  17:28:54

Once a month, he skims a little off the top-------and puts it on his tomato plants.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2019:  17:46:45

Always baffles his barber when he says, “Just a little off the top, please.”

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2019:  03:39:01

Sucking it up

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/01/2019:  04:05:47

Forgot his wallet and house keys again...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2019:  04:19:16

Always panics when he can’t find his keys until he remembers that nests don’t have doors

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2019:  07:06:19

Keeps a supply of hemp in his shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2019:  08:00:14

What he's got in the tank makes excellent hemp fertilizer

Omeboy - Posted - 02/01/2019:  13:36:14

Somebody stole his chopper on his last pee break------now he's walk'en.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2019:  13:40:02

Went to the dentist and asked for 2 sets of synthetic choppers

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2019:  02:54:39

Has been eating soft foods since he accidentally dropped his synthetic choppers in the tank

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/02/2019:  13:58:26

Keep on Truckin...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2019:  14:02:31

Keeps on ducking whenever he sees E. Fudd

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/02/2019 14:02:55

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/03/2019:  14:32:05

Uses a special pump designed by Red Green.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2019:  03:38:18

Suing the swim fin industry for patent infringement

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2019:  11:44:04

Suing his Indian guru for downloading his bank information

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2019:  12:23:15

Thinks his reputation for being prickly is unwarranted

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2019:  08:12:17

"Keep On Truckin"

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2019:  08:50:22

“Keep on Fumin’”

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2019:  10:32:44

Still not sure how to pronounce "saguaro"

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2019:  15:02:45

Chasing his shadow.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2019:  09:52:29

Can't seem to chase anything

Rossanne - Posted - 02/06/2019:  09:57:16

calling a number?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2019:  13:24:42

Double cup for a double-double

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2019:  18:14:15

Out standing in his field.

Omeboy - Posted - 02/06/2019:  18:48:36

Water-proofed his feet so he can walk on water. Beats paddle'n.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2019:  18:54:33

Paid a bundle for those glasses that are double bi-focalled

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2019:  05:08:49

"I stand alone"

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2019:  14:39:41

Just discovered his banjo has pegs that go around and around..