TheLastWord - Posted - 09/25/2018:  04:00:45

Dated a box of canyons for three months.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2018:  04:22:29

Had to go to Dr.last month and they sent him a big bill.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2018:  05:12:40

Has to go to the bathroom but is afraid someone will take his place

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2018:  09:13:08

can't go to bathroom...that's why he's so cranky.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/25/2018:  10:00:05

Only takes occasional bathroom breaks------ to empty his boots.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2018:  11:31:12

Yes, my opinion is colored by my face

Omeboy - Posted - 09/25/2018:  17:46:42

This guy never had an "out-of-the-body experience," but he did have a quite a few of "out-of-gas" experiences.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2018:  04:43:37

Things didn’t turn out quite as I expected when I tried to hold my breath until I turned blue

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/26/2018:  15:00:07

Needs to call mom because he forgot his helmet again.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/26/2018:  15:06:11

Once said to Kermit The Frog, "Go back to the swamp, Kermy. There's no future in kiddie shows."

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:11:26

Once told Walt Disney he belonged on the Wonderful World of Disney rolling outro credits

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:30:16

Walt Disney has banished him from the park’s bathrooms

Omeboy - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:32:28

When he started this little trip, his pants were white.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:40:45

No, the goggles don’t help

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2018:  17:44:39

His wife has gone home and has quit throwing him sandwiches from the pace car

Omeboy - Posted - 09/26/2018:  20:20:44

Looks like "Chuck's All-You-Eat Outhouse Buffet" is not exactly pack'en them in.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2018:  04:02:41

Trying out his new "Paint by Fan" setup.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2018:  04:36:52

Colorful enough

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2018:  07:16:41

Thinks the Bonneville Salt Flats we’re named after a Pontiac

Omeboy - Posted - 09/27/2018:  09:14:53

Looks like Chuck's "Free Complimentary Enema" offer isn't really attracting any business.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2018:  14:46:47

Fell for the old "exploding paint can" trick again.

stanleytone - Posted - 09/27/2018:  14:52:32

Cartoons today can't compare to the old days. Why ,when I was on the drawing board…………..

Omeboy - Posted - 09/27/2018:  15:05:29

Both look forward to having dinner at Chuck's Outhouse Buffet.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/27/2018 15:09:19

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/28/2018:  02:29:35

Works as busboy and cleanup at Chuck's Outhouse Buffet.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2018:  06:01:26

Stopped eating at Chuck’s Outhouse Buffet when they started serving roast duck.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2018:  07:11:09

Ducking for low bridges

Omeboy - Posted - 09/28/2018:  07:27:51

Coming soon: For those on the go who really have to "go," Chuck's Drive-Thru Outhouse!!!!!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/28/2018:  13:53:14

Loves his new job at Chuck's Drive-Thru Outhouse.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2018:  15:22:12

Took Daisy to the Drive-in movie where he couldn’t even get to first base

Omeboy - Posted - 09/28/2018:  16:17:45

For loyal customers, Chuck's Outhouse now offers "Frequent User Rewards."

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2018:  19:08:23

Moonlighting as a color pallet at a local paint store

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2018:  19:55:14

Has to navigate by moonlight ever since his magneto pooched out

Omeboy - Posted - 09/28/2018:  20:07:22

Business is kind of slow the past few days. Guess people have been eating a lot of cheese sandwiches lately.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/29/2018:  04:05:01

Loves eating cheese sandwiches while listening to Sheb Wooley records.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2018:  04:36:06

Lost his retainer years ago and look at his teeth now

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2018:  08:20:46

Lost his jock miles back and don’t dare look at his crotch now

Omeboy - Posted - 09/29/2018:  08:31:05

In talks now with a private space agency to put an outhouse in orbit.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2018:  13:30:40

Fell asleep at the Tattoo parlor and woke up to this.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/29/2018:  16:30:45

Signed sponsorship deal with Chuck's Drive Through Outhouse.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/29/2018:  16:52:34

Once gave a bad case of "bird flu" to Elmer Fudd's sister.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2018:  19:28:57

Used to date the NBC Peacock

Omeboy - Posted - 09/29/2018:  21:44:28

"The good news is: we're now open 24/7. The bad news is: we're completely out of toilet paper."

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2018:  02:54:01

Pays way to much attention to the outhouse.
Probably some sort of pervert.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/30/2018:  07:54:43

We've got good news and bad news. The good news is, he's just had his annual flea-dip. The bad news is, all his loyalist fans are now dead.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/30/2018:  08:25:29

Drank the Kool-aid way to many times.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2018:  03:35:27

Doesn’t see much difference between steel and lead shot

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/01/2018:  03:52:28

Definitely feels the need for a seat.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2018:  05:14:49

Doesn’t shop at Cabela’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2018:  05:18:08

Shops at Biff’s Diskownt Bike Shoppe