chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2015:  16:44:02

Doesn't care which direction he's going

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2015:  18:19:32

Dang it!! Wrong goal again!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  03:14:58

Doesn't like it when someone changes their avatar  

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2015:  04:06:36

Eats avatars for lunch.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  04:17:17

Finds the thought of duck soup horrific. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  04:45:49

Entering beauty contest at Woolworths' today.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2015:  06:09:02

I'm busking in front of Woolworths today- they're having a sale on women's undergarments.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/16/2015:  06:52:46

The name is Tommy...Tommy Hawk.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  08:53:53

How do you do,,,my name is Drew
would you like me to pick for you

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  14:57:01

Howdy folks, my name is Scott

I'm ready to play, like it or not. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  16:56:16

Hello people,my name is Bill
I can't pick nothin',maybe Duck will

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  17:19:55

I taught Earl everything he knew. 

He doesn't give me credit but what can I do?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2015:  17:50:09

My grandpa taught Boris Karloff's dog everything he knew

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  18:23:34

me think me go scalpum every paleface in Candana territory.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2015:  16:49:30

Not so much into scalping. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2015:  10:05:45

has never had a nightmare

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2015:  15:26:29

Had a dream he was in tune

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2015:  15:53:25

This was Sitting Bull's hatchet. We've replaced the head once and the handle three times. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2015:  17:12:30

I buried my hatchet

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/18/2015:  17:32:59

I'm TRYING to play Bending The Strings... but I heard someone in the audience say something about a hatchet-job?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2015:  19:07:54

Keeps on bending the truth

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/18/2015:  20:27:53

Went from hockey to baseball... liked cleats better than skates!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2015:  03:41:09

Why,yes,these are Foster Grant.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2015:  03:56:33

Why, yes, this is a banjo. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2015:  05:12:42

They want me to change my avatar. Everyone is getting fleas.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2015:  16:59:41

I got fleeced when I bought these on-sale strings

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2015:  17:52:47

Go ahead, say that again. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/20/2015:  03:26:27

Will someone please tell Bill that's not a monkey.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2015:  03:36:03

Just shattered Bill's dreams. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2015:  07:22:00

I dreamed I had a job at the House of Horrors

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2015:  09:49:36

The female monkeys say I'm a Hunk-a-Monk.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/20/2015:  14:04:46

Has no clue he's about to be attached by a flash mob.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2015:  15:39:23

I did a job at Sam & Joe's Bar & Grill.They told me
to send them my bill?/?/?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2015:  16:12:11

Just about to get his big break. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2015:  20:03:30

If my feet were any smaller, I could be a ballerina

dmiller - Posted - 06/20/2015:  20:13:59

Why am I always told to keep my "stick on the ice" ??

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/21/2015:  04:22:29

Well,Yes,,I suppose I could use a shave

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2015:  08:01:41

Has memorized every Burma Shave sign jingle. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/21/2015:  08:58:18

Doesn't remember a thing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2015:  12:44:57

Can't remember Daisy's phone number

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2015:  18:12:00

Still upset that King Kong wouldn't give out his number. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/22/2015:  08:53:49

#1 on state bounty list

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2015:  08:55:56

The gals like my gambler's vest

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2015:  03:55:38

The gals like my massive bat. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2015:  05:49:18

This hot weather make my fleas unbearable

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2015:  06:31:24

Glad he put his hat in the freezer before the gig

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/23/2015:  11:26:07

Who's on first?  Darwin.  Darwin who?  DARWIN!  That's what I want to find out..Darwin Who?  WHO! 

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2015:  14:11:00

Not sure where banjo players fit in the scheme of evolution. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2015:  15:07:30

I've laid here so long that my back is getting flat