chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2020:  23:16:24

Here’s lookin’ at you, kid

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  03:55:25

Battle of the bands

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2020:  08:51:56

Lookin’ to battle but nobody’s around

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  08:59:47

I said “down beat”, not “beat down”

Omeboy - Posted - 04/17/2020:  13:32:53

Yet another clip from an "un-aired" episode of Star Trek.... where Star Fleet Command offers its cadets intensive training in small appliance repair.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  14:02:50

I’m watching you

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2020:  14:14:42

Houston, we have a problem - our bagel setting has malfunctioned

Omeboy - Posted - 04/17/2020:  15:53:33

Pierre-Auguste Renoir's magnificent painting: "One-Legged Man At An Ass Kicking Party."

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2020:  17:09:48

Often joins the local ass-licking party at the park

Omeboy - Posted - 04/17/2020:  19:35:19

Dega's hauntingly beautiful depiction of,  "Battle For The Last Roll Of Charmin In Walmart."

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/17/2020 19:36:38

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2020:  03:27:00

Make sure you get my good side

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2020:  04:40:34

As they head down the back stretch, Frisky No More leads the pack, followed by Shakalakaboomboom, Hanky Panky, A Wink & a Nod, Join giblets, and bringing up the rear, is Get lucky.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2020:  05:33:51

Periodically gets hired as a birthday-party host-----for people in irreversible comas.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2020:  10:02:48

Party crasher

Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2020:  15:13:23

Cruise'n for alien chicks.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2020:  15:30:55

See his collar as a symbol of indentured servitude

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/18/2020 15:31:18

Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2020:  15:46:22

NASA and SETI have just received a strange message from a fleet of alien space craft. After toiling to translate it, the message said: "Attention Earthlings. Hand over your whole wheat and pumpernickel or be destroyed."

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2020:  18:37:25

Keeps puking up the pumpernickel-flavo(u)red kibbles

Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2020:  20:46:05

This all started when someone switched the TV channel from "ESPN Legendary Fights" to "Hello Kitty."

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2020:  16:41:11

Has never pasted a lie detector test.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/20/2020:  17:37:53

He wanted to donate his brain to the Harvard School of Medicine when he dies, but they wrote back and suggested he contact a fertilizer company.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  02:58:13

Look at things this way

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2020:  07:31:12

Still looking for Hamilton Beach, but will settle for Hamilton Burger.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2020:  03:16:02

All this fighting over who pays for the burgers

Omeboy - Posted - 04/24/2020:  15:51:07

Here's a toast for you:  "There are many proud moments in the history of American manufacturing. But perhaps one of the proudest is the day Hamilton Beach entered the "space race."

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/24/2020 15:52:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2020:  15:54:34

Seagulls at the beach aren’t fooled by that coy look - they scatter to the winds

Omeboy - Posted - 04/24/2020:  17:17:25

You know how noisy bars can be. This all started when an honest  compliment, "You're a real son of a peach," got totally misunderstood.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2020:  06:17:10

Caught vigorously licking himself

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/25/2020:  16:13:08

On a secret mission for Uncle Ted.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2020:  11:12:17

Good at keeping secrets

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2020:  16:56:46

Afraid that re-entering earth’s atmosphere will REALLY burn the toast

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2020:  04:21:22

This fight broke out after the bassoonist burnt the toast

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/28/2020:  04:33:53

Lost in space...

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2020:  05:47:31

Losing patience

Omeboy - Posted - 04/29/2020:  11:33:31

Main Computer: "Attention crew of the Toaster Command fleet. This is "Mother," the main computer. I'm sick and tired of this stupid mission. I can't go on with this nonsense anymore; therefore, a fleet-wide self-destruction sequence will commence in T-minus five....four....three....two....one______________________________________________________."

Omeboy - Posted - 04/29/2020:  12:25:57

Main Computer:  "April fool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5B-Ranch - Posted - 04/29/2020:  15:58:57

The last look you see before he takes your hand off.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2020:  17:21:59

Doesn't believe dogs are in the same family as foxes

Omeboy - Posted - 04/29/2020:  18:27:49

Yet another un-aired episode of Star Trek where the crew encounters a very selective "black hole" that only sucks in used and worn out kitchen appliances.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2020:  21:27:24

Had a date with Lady who used to go out with a Tramp

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2020:  03:29:07

This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the Battle of the Bands.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/30/2020:  03:41:14

Just realized they forgot the really long extension cord.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2020:  04:41:55

No need for extension cords in the swamp.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2020:  05:50:07

WHAT!!?? Battery powered toasters??

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2020:  06:56:29

Uses battery powered tuner

Omeboy - Posted - 05/01/2020:  17:36:01

A scene from the first rejected Star Trek pilot, where the Enterprise encounters a planet populated by a primitive race of humanoids who worship an ancient toaster and whose social codes and rituals are based on a Hamilton Beach service manual.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2020:  03:49:42

Just pee'd on the last known copy of a Hamilton Beach service manual.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2020:  04:54:08

Never met a dog he didn't dislike

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2020:  07:18:35

Hijacking roadkill