Omeboy - Posted - 06/13/2019:  14:30:39

Appears he have finally returned his monkey-suit to the costume shop.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:12:33

Foster Grant has withdrawn their sponsorship

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:39:35

Was once granted special access Foster Grants man cave.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2019:  03:48:36

Once had a nest where the Swamp is now.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2019:  04:18:18

Once bought some Florida swampland for $5000 an acre

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2019:  07:24:20

Only understood some of the instructions on how to play the banjo

Omeboy - Posted - 06/14/2019:  11:53:18

Nearly got killed last week when a bunch of kids thought he was some kind of pinata.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2019:  03:37:30

Has a colorful past

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2019:  04:45:59

How long does it take him to just pass through?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2019:  05:58:19

Passing along his tuning expertise

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2019:  07:14:07

In tune, so he claims, with the vibrations of nature

Omeboy - Posted - 06/15/2019:  08:07:31

Currently reading a SCI-FI novel entitled: "Planet Of The Hockey Apes."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2019:  11:31:47

Stood in front of a Christmas tree for an hour before anyone saw him

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2019:  02:58:20

Contemplating changing his name to Notorious Ted.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2019:  03:54:22

Has to close one eye to see straight

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2019:  03:58:30

Trying to save money by using fishing line

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2019:  03:20:06

Hopes nobody tries to drain the swamp

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/17/2019:  16:50:34

never seems to be happy

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2019:  03:04:41

Would be happy if he could get his banjo in tune

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2019:  03:39:14

saving money for a car

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2019:  06:43:07

Lost money on his accordion stocks

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2019:  11:26:47

has no use for money

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2019:  04:11:37

just bought his 49th pair of hiking shoes

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2019:  06:09:39

Was once banned from playing north of the 49th parallel

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2019:  08:36:43

Hoping toe banjo will be popular with the talent show judges

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2019:  04:01:22

Hoping nobody mistakes him for Father Time

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2019:  05:42:12

Hoping nobody mistakes him for a roadie

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2019:  07:59:21

Headin’ for Route 66

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2019:  03:44:33

Not heading anywhere

Omeboy - Posted - 06/21/2019:  09:24:27

Never gets invited to the commune orgies.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2019:  09:28:36

Once had a communal relationship with 3 rainbows

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2019:  11:30:05

Thought he was communing with the team until he was called into the manager's office

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/22/2019:  17:18:39

Has been banned from all New England food trucks after the finger and toe incident.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2019:  17:20:37

Trying unsuccessfully to maintain a low profile

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2019:  18:01:28

Has maintained his good status in the skidrow community

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2019:  04:25:05

That bus is never on time

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2019:  03:06:23

The show has ended and he’s still not in tune

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/24/2019:  03:53:19

Doesn't realize why he's just passing through

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2019:  04:12:08

Playing his one hit wonder...Leaning on a Fence.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2019:  06:56:59

Got kicked out of the Gatorhead Bluegrass Club for quacking during the playing of “Cluck Old Hen”.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2019:  07:23:09

Got kicked off the ball team for foul language

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2019:  03:56:41

Got kicked off the interstate for "Passing Thru" to slow....

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2019:  04:34:00

About to get kicked off the band for taking too long to tune up

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2019:  06:33:25

Used to play spoons in a Deadhead tribute band

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2019:  08:22:30

Still hopeful that he'll get called back up to the bigs

Omeboy - Posted - 06/25/2019:  12:15:53

Applied for a job as a speed bump, but they told him he wasn't long enough.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2019:  12:38:22

Often gets hired as a highly visible runway guide at the local airport

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2019:  14:28:34

Let go after “the incident”

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/25/2019:  15:14:47

Once followed Scotty's donkey for 72 days with a large paper bag.