chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2018:  08:27:24

Been heading south since the sandstorm

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2018:  12:47:54

Just got in trouble for tracking sand into the pool

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2018:  18:09:33

Just filled his shorts with sand.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2018:  02:13:50

Welax,,things ain't as quacked up as they seem..

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2018:  05:00:18

Lost his chaps and lariat

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2018:  05:16:24

Likes playing with ropes

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2018:  14:59:56

DANG,,I'm losing RPM

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2018:  15:03:00

Waiting for the cows to come home...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2018:  15:24:58

Told Daisy he saw a cow jump over the moon

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2018:  02:31:49

Thinks those sun shades makes him invisible.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2018:  04:04:27

Still waiting for the cows...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2018:  05:21:51

Discovered that webbed feet are helpful when walking through a cow pasture.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2018:  07:43:09

Hasn’t driven through any cow pastures since the last time

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2018:  11:51:12

Who is that behind those Foster Grants?

youtube.com/watch?v=VX6m9lZ_f6c

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2018:  13:27:23

Heading for Grant’s Tomb

(I only shop at the high class stores)



youtu.be/7GKeg4q9u5Y

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/08/2018 13:28:21

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2018:  15:03:45

Just thrown out of the pool for running.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2018:  18:56:34

The pool is his home.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2018:  19:24:29

Wishes he was homeward bound, but the circus folks have him locked in for 34 more days.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/09/2018:  03:58:31

Can't decide to either join the circus or become a pool lifeguard.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2018:  05:21:37

I can't help it I have a Lithp in my thpeech.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2018:  12:04:33

Not waiting any longer for the band to show up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2018:  12:35:17

Joined the “BikersArePeopleToo” movement

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2018:  13:29:49

Hoping for a movement.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2018:  02:44:42

Auuh,,,just had that movement,,,,,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  03:18:32

Hey, who moved the fence?

stanleytone - Posted - 02/10/2018:  04:29:16

My banjo never stays in tune. It must be those Looney Tuners I bought from Bugs.

J e f f - Posted - 02/10/2018:  05:54:32

In high school was voted Most Likely to Secede

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2018:  08:25:31

Chased a school of fish yesterday

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  10:47:30

I've been searching all morning for the pool....have you seen it?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2018:  11:33:37

Forgot what he was searching for

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2018:  11:36:05

Forgot his mother was posting this on Facebook

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2018:  11:36:55

Has multiple Facebook ID's.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  19:27:47

Facebook account hacked by Alice Kramden.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2018:  19:58:00

Daisy deleted him from her Friends list

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2018:  03:25:51

HA,HA,HA,,,I don't need a comb.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/11/2018:  03:52:36

Lost comb many years ago during the great cattle stampede of Ft McCoy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2018:  07:25:05

Went to a denturist last week, but got thrown out of the office

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2018:  11:47:45

Picture was taken in front of a blue screen and pool was Photo-shopped in later.

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/11/2018 11:48:03

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2018:  02:51:27

Harley-Davidson wants to sign him to some advertising contracts..

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2018:  07:10:19

Waiting for the duck to show up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2018:  07:46:21

Waiting for the groupies to show up

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2018:  08:24:21

Tried to launch a rocket carrying his tractor trailer into space but it didn't work out very well.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2018:  16:51:23

Only 75,999 miles to go,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

J e f f - Posted - 02/12/2018:  18:42:36

Still going through puberty

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2018:  22:00:18

Never could grow pubic hair

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2018:  03:23:12

Searching for his towel and shower shoes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2018:  04:08:27

Searching for anyone who will listen to him.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2018:  05:17:49

Pretends he can't hear when the Duck is talking.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  06:04:08

His tinnitus is beyond hope