OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2017:  15:28:03

Has a tractor trailer full of beer but doesnt drink it any more.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2017:  16:09:12

Thinks Stelling owns Stella  Artois brewery

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/05/2017 16:09:42

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2017:  18:43:16

Left his heart in Sam Clam's Disco.

MWBailey - Posted - 05/05/2017:  23:39:05

Standing out from the crowd.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2017:  02:57:03

OH,NO,no,these are not mine!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  04:23:51

Hoping for a part in the new Star Wars movie 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2017:  07:29:17

Hasn't had his head examined in years

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  07:32:13

Not into self examination.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2017:  15:01:13

doesn't think to quickly

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2017:  15:13:47

Didn't think before posting. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2017:  18:51:23

His neck used to be part of a fencepost

BanjoClive - Posted - 05/07/2017:  21:43:20

Likes climbing fence post's 

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  02:40:37

Likes posts about fencing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2017:  04:11:30

Oh Goody-Goody,,here comes Mike Snyder!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  04:23:28

Has his the Powerball Lottery but doesn't know it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2017:  06:13:25

Has Old lottery tickets stashed in his reso

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  10:45:05

Has a resonator stashed with his old lottery tickets.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2017:  20:21:09

Never turns his resonator towards the sun

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2017:  02:42:02

Happy chimps don't need sunblock. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2017:  10:46:18

Has no hair on his head

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2017:  11:05:33

Not willing to take his hat off to prove whether there's hair on his head.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2017:  12:39:39

Mike Snyder didn't even give me a second glance..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2017:  13:27:57

Doesn't fire warning shots.

BanjoClive - Posted - 05/09/2017:  13:41:13

plays fireball mail too much.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2017:  14:20:36

Hops trains in his spare time

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2017:  14:58:23

Jumps to conclusions. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2017:  07:05:02

Can't jump,,,,,does the bunny hop

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2017:  10:35:38

Likes fermented hops

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2017:  13:36:59

Hoping for some fermented hops tonight.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2017:  09:52:00

hasn't played a gig in 92 months.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2017:  09:59:31

Trying to figure out how many years 92 months is.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2017:  10:03:54

Trying to figure out Earl's fancy licks

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2017:  11:32:11

Once licked Earl.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2017:  15:28:00

Earl never played a lick on me

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2017:  15:54:50

Earl saw him in the Opry audience and messed up

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  02:48:32

Was once arrested for stalking Earl. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2017:  03:22:22

Getting very tired of standing here

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  04:35:33

Getting tired of wearing hats.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  09:18:19

Used to moonlight as a hat rack

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  09:52:05

Just wiped the smile off Last Word's face using steel wool and lots of elbow grease.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:56:20

Has bacon grease on the back of his neck

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  18:36:37

Has bacon grease on his hands, which solves a mystery. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2017:  07:31:54

uses baby powder on banjo neck to let hand slide freely

J e f f - Posted - 05/13/2017:  13:26:22

Cleans the lint out of his belly button once a week.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2017:  14:26:47

Got a tooth caught in a tire tread while chasing cars

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2017:  19:30:37

Doesn't bother chasing cars since he learned to pop the ignition.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2017:  04:23:53

Doesn't have a leg to stand on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2017:  05:26:06

That's what his lawyer told him

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2017:  16:57:33

No self respecting lawyer will represent him.