OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2017:  12:17:29

Has an irrational fear of Hoovers.

Forrest - Posted - 01/27/2017:  12:35:47

Can play the Hoover jingle.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2017:  13:45:01

Teaching the kids new meanings to a lot of things.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2017:  15:32:53

Thinking about his place in history

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2017:  03:53:58

Thinking about what his therapist will say about his hockey relapse 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2017:  03:59:44

If I had curves like that I'd join a chorus line.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2017:  04:06:48

Does this guitar make me look too cool for words?

stanleytone - Posted - 01/28/2017:  12:32:49

Dang! I thought Galax was THIS week!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2017:  20:40:44

Drags all three over to Norfolk gigs

Forrest - Posted - 01/29/2017:  04:33:38

Praying those Boston fans don't figure out that he's not a really short bear. 

stanleytone - Posted - 01/29/2017:  07:10:29

Some kids will do ANYTHING to get their own cell phone........

J e f f - Posted - 01/29/2017:  10:04:35

Won't show his accordion and kazoo collection.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2017:  12:12:41

Swallowed Jeff's kazoo and his bark is definitely worse than his bite 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2017:  15:58:27

Has a sneaky suspicion that his top is made from compressed bark

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2017:  16:33:19

I'm in the clear,,pass me the puck!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  02:47:53

Has anyone seen my wha wha pedal?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2017:  03:12:21

Has anyone seen Bill?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  03:40:54

Thinking about changing his handle to "Guitar Scotty"

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/30/2017 03:41:10

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2017:  08:07:27

Needs to pose for the finger style guitar forum later today

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  11:12:27

Still trying to figure out if he got a good deal trading his banjo for this hockey gear.

Forrest - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:07:20

Hoping he doesn't get traded in on an accordion. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:08:24

Traded a accordion for a banjo and ended up here.

Forrest - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:11:42

Not sure what caused his owner to leave him on a beach at low tide.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:21:22

Trying to explain tidal bores at Cape Hatterass

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  12:36:02

Trying to explain evolution

stanleytone - Posted - 01/30/2017:  13:56:13

proof positive that there is absolutley NO intelligent life on Mars

Forrest - Posted - 01/30/2017:  14:00:17

He's ready if/when Dixie rises again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2017:  14:12:58

Sings "Johnny Reb" to the kids but can't seem to channel Johnny Horton

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2017:  14:30:19

The coach says I've been monkeying around

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  02:57:15

Just fired the bands drummer. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2017:  03:58:08

I'm sad..I think Bill has another favorite guitar..

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2017:  03:58:22

Wilson's long lost friend Martin.

Forrest - Posted - 01/31/2017:  07:19:22

Bad attitude, self absorbed, issues with spitting while talking and anger management issues.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  09:13:32

Hasn't had any spitting issues since yesterday

Forrest - Posted - 01/31/2017:  09:34:43

Is the spitting image of Cheeta.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  12:14:42

Having difficulty explaining the Cheeta, Tarzan, Jane love triangle to the kids.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  12:36:26

Always wanted a triangular soundhole like Selmers

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2017:  13:32:21

Has a phobia about hitting the puck.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  14:18:53

Afraid of nothing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  14:54:06

Tired of doing nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  15:04:25

Ditto

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2017:  16:36:36

My body makes my neck look skinny

Forrest - Posted - 01/31/2017:  17:56:29

Buddy Holly had nothing on him.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  20:43:10

Keeps confusing Buddy Bolen, Holly Dunn and Buddy Hackett

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2017:  07:37:53

doesn't know where to pass the puck

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2017:  13:52:55

Passed all of that.

stanleytone - Posted - 02/01/2017:  14:06:41

Hey sailor, gotta cigarette?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2017:  15:54:03

Plays his bass with fingerpicks

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2017:  15:54:15

Would like to visit Bill's guitar at the beach.