chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2019:  09:21:06

Claims he wrote “Vincent” with McLean after going on ancestry.com

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2019:  15:24:29

Was put in a room with a hundred family members, a hundred typewriters and didn’t write anything

Omeboy - Posted - 05/09/2019:  15:30:20

Got tossed out of a petting zoo after he put on fake antlers, got down on his hands and knees and pretended to be a goat.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2019:  15:37:45

Scares fainting goats to death

Omeboy - Posted - 05/09/2019:  15:39:33

Has everybody at the commune believing he's actually "Jor-El."

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2019:  15:42:15

Fled from a commune in the Painted Desert, back in ‘69

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/09/2019 15:42:48

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2019:  03:13:56

Fled from a drug testing lab but didn’t own a calendar at the time so he doesn’t know the year

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2019:  04:18:29

JUST PASSIN TIME,,, Doesn't care what year it is

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2019:  07:15:24

Has been tuning this banjo for so long, he's not sure what year it is

Omeboy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  07:26:45

Has been identified as the organizer behind a nation-wide garden-gnome strike.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2019:  07:28:43

Still waiting for Blue Man Group to call

Omeboy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  07:30:40

Plans to sue his employer..........just as soon as he lands a real job.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2019:  10:53:04

Pittsburgh Paints offered to pay his Blue Cross benefits,,,,,,that is before the factory floor “incident”

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/11/2019:  02:59:47

One one too many nicknames.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2019:  03:58:29

Still searching  Florida for the fountain of youth

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/11/2019 03:58:59

Omeboy - Posted - 05/11/2019:  08:29:32

Could easily survive indefinitely on a single box of Rasinettes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2019:  08:46:21

Too many “Thrills”

Omeboy - Posted - 05/11/2019:  08:52:36

Loves going to the zoo...................................to visit his family.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2019:  02:53:15

Loves going to the Benjamin Moore store...........................to visit his family

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  10:06:35

Bought out all the corn medicine at CVS.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/13/2019:  10:15:27

There once was a guy called "DC5,"
who looked way more dead than alive.
Though his face was quite puce,
it was by no means a ruse.
He died back in Nineteen O'Five.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2019:  11:10:00

Should think twice before dissing other's appearance

Omeboy - Posted - 05/13/2019:  11:17:36

He might need to switch doctors. After a routine blood test, the doc told him he wasn't gett'en enough bus fumes in his system.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/13/2019 11:19:02

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  11:32:02

Still holding his breath until his parents buy him a pony.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/13/2019:  11:43:26

The first guy to develop Bluegrass versions of Barry Manilow tunes.

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  12:20:41

First guy to buy an album of Bluegrass Barry Manilow tunes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2019:  14:24:51

Can't play bluegrass

stanleytone - Posted - 05/13/2019:  14:26:14

cant tune a banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  14:38:59

Tries to sell left-handed banjos to gullible bluegrass stars

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/13/2019:  15:21:23

Can tune a banjo with his feet.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/13/2019:  15:47:15

According to a Hollywood insider, he had a pact with a cat, a rabbit, a road-runner and a coyote to do all their movie scenes in the nude.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/13/2019 15:47:50

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  03:18:30

Likes being stared at

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2019:  03:55:18

Has fleas in his beard

Omeboy - Posted - 05/14/2019:  04:53:25

Has greatly contributed to the of history Bluegrass ----- by not being a part of it.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/14/2019 04:55:07

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  06:11:39

Has greatly contributed to many children's nightmares

Omeboy - Posted - 05/14/2019:  06:13:55

Has greatly contributed to the welfare of many ticks and fleas.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/14/2019 06:15:44

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2019:  08:44:38

Collects amt model car paint containers

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  15:21:46

Just finished suiting up and realized he has to go to the bathroom

Omeboy - Posted - 05/14/2019:  15:27:57

His "Old Lady" left him after he wrote a love song for her. It was entitled: "Kiss Me Quick, I'm Thirsty."

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2019:  22:15:44

Has a man crush on Don (“Grapes”) Cherry

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/14/2019 22:17:02

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2019:  04:12:26

Wondering if the Bruins will Sweep Colorado

Omeboy - Posted - 05/15/2019:  11:30:32

He once told a young Abe Lincoln to "forget stand-up comedy and go to law school."

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2019:  13:52:42

Had an eye on being the Times Square mascot

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2019:  15:35:12

He’s nobody’s mascot

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/15/2019 15:35:46

Omeboy - Posted - 05/15/2019:  15:40:24

He's so old, he did stand-up comedy during the American Revolution.
"Four score and seven years ago, it was soooo cold!"
"How cold was it??"
"It was so cold that George Washington used his dentures for firewood."........ (rim-shot)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2019:  02:45:35

This is a test

Omeboy - Posted - 05/16/2019:  11:43:42

His old friend, Charles Darwin, once told him: "I think somebody pee'd in your gene pool."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2019:  13:30:57

His gene pool is shallow and filled with chemicals

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2019:  13:37:43

Had a chemical reaction to LSD in Haight-Ashbury