OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2020:  18:18:43

Thoroughly amuses himself by peeing in the punch bowl

Omeboy - Posted - 06/13/2020:  18:36:47

On This Episode:
Cody and Bubba's experiment with force-feeding growth hormones to a squirrel backfires when the giant squirrel wakes up and eats both of them like a couples of jelly donuts,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2020:  05:40:54

Once ate a dozen jelly donuts and was sick as a dog

Omeboy - Posted - 06/15/2020:  09:55:51

On this episode:

Cody and Bubba's new restaurant, 'Kentucky Fried Squirrel," is reduced to rumble after a giant squirrel walks in claiming that HE's the "Colonel."

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/15/2020 09:56:41

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2020:  12:02:21

Keeping his eyes on the plate of bacon just out of reach on the counter

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/15/2020 12:02:38

Omeboy - Posted - 06/15/2020:  12:12:52

ON This Episode:
Inspired by rugged outdoor survivalist, Martha Stewart, the boys show how a large, hollowed-out, dead squirrel can make a delightful & festive serving tray for your next holiday party.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2020:  17:27:15

On this episode:

Buddy the wonder dog does absolutely nothing yet again

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2020:  19:49:47

Getting flack from the “Squirrel Lives Matter” movement

Omeboy - Posted - 06/15/2020:  20:02:53

This all started when somebody started making obscene bunny shadows on the wall.............the waitress's name happens to be  "Bunny."

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/15/2020 20:04:20

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2020:  03:38:52

Bunnies chased: countless

Bunnies caught: 0

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2020:  06:59:38

Waiting for swooning groupies to show up

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2020:  07:25:17

Swooning groupies fled when the fighting started

Omeboy - Posted - 06/16/2020:  18:55:19

The boys thought sure they'd make the cover of National Geographic with this photo, but instead they ended up on the National Inquirer.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2020:  03:04:42

Ate the last issue of National Geographic before his owner got a chance to read it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2020:  09:11:04

Can’t read anything past “Dick and Jane” books

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/17/2020 09:11:37

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2020:  11:05:52

The auditions for the next History Channel reality show are going well

Omeboy - Posted - 06/17/2020:  14:21:18

Two different pilot shows for the Discovery Channel have asked the guys to be their stars.  One is  I.Q. Below Zero and the other is Squirrel Counters.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2020:  15:23:56

Never chased a squirrel he didn’t like

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2020:  03:59:38

Hoping to resolve the timing issues quickly

Omeboy - Posted - 06/18/2020:  09:35:32

Here's a scene from the newly release Sci-Fi movie: Close Encounters Of The Squirrelly Kind.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2020:  09:55:46

Used to fantasize that he was the Jetson’s' dog, Astro.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/18/2020 09:56:27

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2020:  11:00:40

Used to fantasize about playing music

Omeboy - Posted - 06/18/2020:  12:16:58

So far the Labor Day telethon for squirrels with sleep apnea has raised a whopping 75 cents.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2020:  17:29:32

Still upset that he wasn’t selected t be the cover dog on Purina Dog Chow bags

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2020:  17:03:03

Still upset the National Enquirer photographer didn’t show up yet

Omeboy - Posted - 06/19/2020:  23:27:30

This whole thing started when someone asked everyone to chip in some bucks to  "The Telethon For Squirrels With Sleep Apnea."

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/19/2020 23:34:23

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2020:  03:33:02

Perfect example of why there are leash laws

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2020:  08:47:54

Perfect example of GMO acorns

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2020:  08:51:53

GMO = Generally Mad Orchestra

Omeboy - Posted - 06/22/2020:  09:18:55

In this instance,
GMO=Grotesquely Mutated Oddballs

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2020:  13:23:19

Doesn’t buy argument that selective breeding is genetic engineering

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2020:  16:19:44

Never gave a second thought to inbreeding

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2020:  04:17:04

The fight broke out after they learned they were all related

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/24/2020:  20:08:58

Once traded his car for a bag of acorns.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2020:  05:53:23

Just flew in to say hello

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/25/2020:  19:44:03

Hasn't seen the last word in years.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2020:  20:09:48

Hasn’t seen Daisy since Groundhog Day

Omeboy - Posted - 06/25/2020:  22:49:38

Collectively, these guys haven't seen a nearly naked female since the club canceled its subscription to National Geographic.

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/25/2020 22:51:03

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2020:  03:45:10

Tore the most recent issue of National Geographic to shreds

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2020:  09:34:53

Likes seeing their cousin Betty Lou naked on Saturday nights on Moonshine Hill

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/26/2020:  15:59:45

Upset cause he lost the directions to Moonshine Hill.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/26/2020:  16:48:17

Hoping to really "cash in," he once told the Warner Brothers that he was actually their biological father.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2020:  16:59:31

Used to hang out at the greyhound races looking for scraps of that “high-powered” food they give them.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2020:  17:53:03

Just starting to realize that they said “sex and violence”, not “sax and violins”

Omeboy - Posted - 06/26/2020:  18:06:04

So far the "Mount Idy Mensa Club" is composed of these two guys and a dead squirrel.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2020:  18:07:41

Got thrown out of the Mickey Mouse Club for trying to hump Frankie Avalon’s leg

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2020:  18:12:04

Conduct unbecoming a conductor

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/27/2020:  04:01:55

Placed last in the greater Boston Squirrel Tag Team Event.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2020:  04:41:04

Hasn’t found a comfortable face mask that fits the bill 

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/27/2020 04:42:17