OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2015:  06:51:49

Still waiting for his big break. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2015:  08:56:32

Waiting for the nail clippers

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2015:  11:46:14

Nobody will sit next to me on the bench because of my fleas.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2015:  12:14:07

My old cayuse had fleas, but I sold'em at this flea market where I busk

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2015:  18:20:27

Sold his soul for a shot at the bigs. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/22/2015:  19:42:27

I wish I had a better pix of me

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2015:  21:55:39

Custer's descendants shake in their boots when they see my peghead

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2015:  04:07:53

Yes,it's true,,Cheeta was my grandma.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2015:  09:56:20

World renowned genealogy expert. 

J e f f - Posted - 09/23/2015:  17:17:00

Scooby-Doo without makeup.

stanleytone - Posted - 09/23/2015:  17:19:34

Like, bow-wow, dude

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2015:  18:01:39

All right ma'am, can you identify the culprit who assaulted your peace and quiet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2015:  18:58:43

Dang but I'm ugly,,,Mama,,can you fix my face?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2015:  19:38:12

Has a face only a cow(girl) can love

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2015:  03:12:48

Mom told me there would be days like this. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2015:  03:24:39

Rin-Tin-Tin has been coming to visit me.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2015:  03:32:03

One of the few men who knows who Lee Duncan is. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2015:  10:11:09

The Werewolf is a direct decendant of mine...

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2015:  13:43:42

Doesn't believe in Werewolves. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2015:  16:03:56

I know he has a silver bullet in that gun for me..........

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2015:  16:58:26

Can't remember where he put his amp

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2015:  04:34:14

You don't want to know where he keeps the ball. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2015:  09:55:38

Yes,my mind stays in the gutter,,,so what?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2015:  11:50:09

Galpal threw his amp in the gutter

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2015:  14:23:35

Wishes he had a gal pal

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2015:  15:13:29

wishes he had a wolf gal pal

J e f f - Posted - 09/26/2015:  16:03:01

Wishes he had a hot dog with sauerkraut and mustard with fries and a chocolate shake. mmmmmmmmmmm

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2015:  18:04:38

Never did like sauerkraut on his kibbles

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2015:  01:17:09

Wishes he had a stock of bananas.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/27/2015:  04:43:22

Thank goodness I wore my splinter proof shorts today.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2015:  09:49:24

Elmer said he would fix my eyes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,with an ax!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2015:  12:00:47

Elmer F says he wikes my ax

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2015:  03:41:04

Tired of monkey jokes. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2015:  05:34:51

Yeah,me too

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2015:  05:37:14

Made $11.27 at his last gig

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2015:  02:12:47

never was one to let his wife stand in the way

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2015:  03:39:20

Thinking of what to play for an encore. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2015:  04:46:54

Thinking of Eddie Munster

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2015:  07:26:41

Hoping for a grand slam today.

J e f f - Posted - 09/29/2015:  18:17:16

Hoping for the monkey and duck to join our band. We need a drummer and lead singer.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2015:  03:34:09

Pretty happy that the world is going to the dogs. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2015:  05:56:52

Mama,,are wolves fleas the same as dogs fleas?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2015:  10:00:40

The flea market manager told me to hit the road- pronto!

stanleytone - Posted - 09/30/2015:  15:19:07

Okay, the next one who calls me a human's uncle is gonna get it!

bigco74 - Posted - 09/30/2015:  16:38:45

.........Here I am, stuck in the middle with you!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2015:  18:03:33

You only like me for my banjo. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2015:  21:05:36

Only likes folks from Transylvania

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2015:  03:46:05

Going to bat for non-human primates around the world. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2015:  05:43:49

Well it's me and I'm in love again
Ain't been so happy since I don't know when
Mama said it's alright so then
We're gonna multiply Mama's kin