banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2018:  04:52:16

Thinks "paint" is the color of a horse

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2018:  09:14:14

hasn't ridden an old paint since the hardware store burned down

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2018:  10:33:44

Hopes the arson investigators can't link him to the hardware store blaze

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/20/2018:  14:39:32

Looking forward to congratulating me on having the last word.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2018:  17:56:13

got word that Daisy wants him committed

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/20/2018:  19:25:42

Got word his Outhouse empire was sinking fast.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  03:21:27

Has a sinking feeling that he never actually had the Last Word

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/21/2018:  03:46:15

Realizes he'll never get the last word, so he's riding off into the sunset...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  04:15:49

Waving goodbye as Bill rides off into the sunset with Last Word

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/21/2018:  04:44:15

While speaking to his bike he says;;HI,HO,Old Paint..Let's git where we ain't

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  06:52:39

His Strat doesn't like being called names

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2018:  09:46:51

Says sticks and stones may break his bones

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/21/2018:  12:32:05

Was just informed outhouse #34 is missing?

stanleytone - Posted - 11/21/2018:  15:09:00

just found out they are out of turkeys, sooooo………….

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/22/2018:  03:47:01

Wondering why he is the only one wearing black.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2018:  05:15:36

His feathers are predominantly black

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/22/2018 05:16:03

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2018:  07:17:39

Trying to outrun the black cloud over his head

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2018:  11:48:26

Gave up trying to outrun the outhouse stench

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/22/2018:  15:58:17

Wished he had painted his bike green with red flames.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2018:  18:59:01

Had to pay a huge EPA fine for painting the pond green with red flames

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2018:  10:47:06

Never cared about toxic fumes

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2018:  14:17:50

Taking things easy for the winter

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/23/2018:  15:43:46

Signed huge sponsors contract with Desitin after recent refried bean rocket fiasco.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2018:  16:03:55

signed up to ride a rocket to outer space

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/24/2018:  04:25:32

Developing the first outhouse to be lunched into space.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2018:  06:01:06

Was slated to be the first duck in space but turned out to be a chicken

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2018:  09:14:33

Dying for his wife’s chicken & mayo sandwich

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2018:  17:13:21

Outhouse reeks from the results of too many chicken & mayo sandwiches

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/25/2018:  03:54:17

Fart Rocket powered by chicken and mayo sandwiches.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  07:10:18

wants to go to the Mayo Clinic to get his eyes straightened out

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2018:  19:34:06

Outhouse odors make his eyes cross

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/26/2018:  03:01:36

Spent the weekend working on a 10 foot paper mache statue of Elmer Fudd.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  03:07:20

Spent 15 seconds setting fire to a 10 foot paper mache statue of Elmer Fudd

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/26/2018:  04:02:06

Cried like a baby after his 10 foot paper mache statue of Elmer Fudd went up in flames.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2018:  04:43:22

Cleaned up the ashes of 10 foot paper mache of Elmer Fudd that went up in flames

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  07:08:36

Trying to figure out how to incorporate the ashes of 10 foot paper mache of Elmer Fudd that went up in flames into the lyrics of his next song

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2018:  07:58:21

Keeps ashes of his daredevil grandfather under his handlegrips for good luck

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  10:31:18

Offers ashes disposal services

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/26/2018:  15:50:34

Has two left feet.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2018:  18:08:48

Slightly embarrassed by his webbed feet

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/26/2018 18:09:47

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2018:  18:28:31

embarrassed that he didn't wear any deodorant

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  03:15:10

Trying to get the Salvation Army to put a bell ringer outside the outhouse

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2018:  03:37:32

has a bell on the handle bar

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  06:19:48

Gets bell-like tone from his Strat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:19:24

trying to tone up his abs

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:24:38

Likes to be called the Dutch Master of outhouses

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  07:27:19

jack of all trades, master of none

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  10:29:34

Official title is Master of the Known Universe but modesty prevents him from using it

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/27/2018:  15:07:50

Doesn't realize he forgot to install brakes and I have the last word.