OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  03:27:37

Prefers a snappy wrist shot to a thunderous slap shot. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/29/2016:  04:07:13

Hey, you can put me down now!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/29/2016:  04:38:13

I have enough bill for two sets of teeth..
That is,,,if ducks had teeth

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2016:  07:20:56

The cheap tin teeth in this tuner's cogs are worn off

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  11:44:27

Can bite through a baseball bat with his powerful jaws.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/29/2016:  13:08:39

Can leap tall buildings with a single bound

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2016:  13:51:14

Told the fiddle player that flirting with his wife was out of bounds

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  16:15:24

Told the goalie to take his best shot. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2016:  02:38:23

Told Red Riding Hood a bunch of lies

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2016:  03:32:52

Has added "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs to his set list. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2016:  04:10:26

Only half of what this wolf says is true,,,,the problem is
we don't know which half

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2016:  09:14:38

My better half used to play bass, but had to quit after the darn thing fell off the rooof of my '52 Studebaker

J e f f - Posted - 03/01/2016:  17:01:54

Not allowed at BanjoScotty's Friday night poker game anymore because of the hockey skate damage he inflicted on the pink shag rug.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2016:  21:51:13

Not allowed at the neighbo(u)rhood dog run anymore because he roughed up a stuck-up French poodle

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/01/2016 21:51:43

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2016:  03:48:00

Not allowed on the 300 post game because he turned it into a hockey thread. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2016:  07:34:01

Not allowed at the graveyard anymore because his howling was loud enough to raise the dead

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2016:  11:10:11

Likes to ask his trainers what they think of the human race as outsiders.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2016:  08:17:45

when the females are chasing me through the woods,,,,I slow way down

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2016:  08:20:39

I used to get off the stage to dance slow waltzes with my female fans

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2016:  12:24:18

Isn't allowed to waltz because he won't remove his skates.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2016:  14:41:59

I can't do the two step because I have 4 feet

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2016:  14:46:12

Used to jump 2 feet in the air playing "Bucking Mule", 'til he knocked over the fiddle player's mic

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2016:  03:20:13

Worried he will be cut if his scoring doesn't improve. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2016:  04:39:58

Doesn't worry about anything because he has his Mama

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2016:  07:13:44

His Mama told him he better shop around.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2016:  08:07:36

My Mama buys my flea powder for me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2016:  08:14:45

Tells anyone who'll listen that he taught "That's Alright Mama" to Elvis

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2016:  09:47:07

I am the another monkey's monkey.Don't monkey with me..

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2016:  10:00:05

Takes his music seriously.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2016:  15:30:04

Takes group howls at midnight very seriously

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2016:  16:34:27

Doesn't quite understand the concept of the blue lines.

J e f f - Posted - 03/04/2016:  17:27:48

Has banned the chimp from attending his Wednesday night romance novel book club meetings because the chimp kept clogging up the toilet with banana peels and cigar butts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2016:  17:37:40

Clogs up the cat's litter box with doggie dumps

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2016:  05:52:46

Just realized he's not playing monopoly.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2016:  09:34:02

Had to duck as Last Word fled the scene 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2016:  13:40:10

Dreaming of duck dinners

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2016:  15:33:42

Glad he's not voting in the US elections. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2016:  19:16:51

Likes singing the blues along with Howling Wolf records

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2016:  04:17:43

Continuing his streak of 205 scoreless games.

J e f f - Posted - 03/06/2016:  06:42:40

Hates it when the pigeons poop on his Lamborghini.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2016:  07:38:20

Suffers from ring around the collar

J e f f - Posted - 03/06/2016:  09:04:49

Tried to shave once, but didn't know where to start.

J e f f - Posted - 03/06/2016:  12:13:42

Likes to poop next to mail boxes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2016:  12:35:48

I wish Jeff would get me a playmate.

J e f f - Posted - 03/06/2016:  14:02:20

Has the annoying habit of yodeling during the mandolin break.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  03:34:44

Has gone to the dogs and likes it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  05:10:27

I think maybe the dogs don't like me.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  05:15:22

Has that g string so tight only dogs can hear it. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2016:  05:22:00

Invited Wolf Blitzer to the group howl at the cemetery tonight