chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2017:  08:46:06

Gave up on Daisy - now going after fast duckesses with checkered pasts

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/30/2017:  15:11:51

Constantly under attack by crazed fans...

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2017:  18:37:01

Crazed fan.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2017:  19:43:32

Got on new meds and went crazy

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2017:  14:07:06

Do you know where I am?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/01/2018:  04:51:45

Still looking for RoxyGrl.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2018:  07:53:57

Migrated south last year and ended up in the Tijuana jail

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2018:  09:20:00

How about you ‘n me take a road trip to Tijuana?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/01/2018:  10:36:38

Just missed the turn to Tijuana.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2018:  02:40:19

The subject of many tattoos in Tijuana.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2018:  06:32:22

Got kicked out of Rosa’s Cantina for not taking off his hat

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2018:  06:45:23

We can’t go on meeting like this.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2018:  18:18:08

Giving a new meaning to "hang ten".

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2018:  19:22:23

Giving a new meaning to “quack-a-doodle-do”

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/03/2018:  14:46:55

An aspiring Charter Accountant.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2018:  15:30:40

Hoping they don’t drain the swamp.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2018:  15:57:32

Forgot to buy snow tires

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2018:  04:38:45

Sorry, $2,000 is my best offer.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/04/2018:  16:56:12

Inadvertently, Bill mistakes the alien spaceship as a pool lounge chair.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2018:  17:29:59

Has a pond lounge chair woven out of bullrushes

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2018:  19:38:47

I think my wife knows.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2018:  04:07:00

Leaving the LW far behind...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  04:17:00

Just got the results of his DNA test and was devastated learn his mother was a duck billed platypus.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2018:  06:17:11

Has sent his mechanic legal papers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  11:05:19

We need to talk, I got the results of my STD tests back.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2018:  14:47:34

Often romanticized about being the first human missile.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  15:12:59

Wants to be the first duck in space.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2018:  15:16:37

Still looking for a beach so he can impress Annette Funicello

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  15:17:33

What’s the password?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2018:  19:12:07

and no one ever heard from Bill again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2018:  02:50:21

HA,,HA,,You should see things from this side of my eyes,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2018:  12:16:30

One time had eyes for Annie Oakley

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2018:  14:14:23

So you're saying you won't give me one of your kidneys?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/07/2018:  03:26:03

The prize for this race is a brand new Whizzer motorbike and
a date with Jane Russell..........

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2018:  04:19:22

Asked Roy Acuff for a date......at the Opry

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2018:  06:52:05

Try to relax sir...you say it was dark, you were alone in the house, when suddenly this man in a hat was standing in front of you...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2018:  03:23:10

Gave up lurking in dark houses.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/08/2018:  03:57:36

Fears that someway, somehow, a duck will always have the last word.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2018:  06:14:41

Can’t remember why he’s a duck

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2018:  10:48:07

Would you like to go out for some roast duck?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2018:  13:09:05

Trying to keep cool in the desert

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2018:  18:50:29

One of your D strings is a few cents sharp.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2018:  03:25:47

I'm in trouble now,,,,I need to stop for gas!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2018:  03:44:39

Looking for whoever put superglue in the guitar neck.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/09/2018:  03:50:25

That's no way to kill bugs!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2018:  04:54:39

Was a nest mate of the ugly duckling

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2018:  06:10:23

Trying to mate with motorcycles using odd positions

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2018:  10:44:21

But I'm telling you the promoter left and took all the money!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2018:  11:55:07

Took all the money from the promoter's wallet.