chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2018:  08:03:20

Told his wife,”Don’t fence me in.”

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2018:  10:32:56

Well, that’s a slap in the face

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2018:  11:31:20

Talk about a rough ride?,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2018:  11:36:06

Went to Ventura,California thinking he’d try audition for the Ventures

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2018:  15:42:30

went to ER for busted ear drum

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2018:  16:12:38

Just found out he’s actually a wax museum display

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/08/2018 16:13:10

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2018:  16:27:32

Has huge wax buildup in his ears, along with fly wings and bee legs

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/08/2018 16:28:21

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/09/2018:  04:36:40

This is what happens when you forget to sign the papers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2018:  05:47:03

YEP! Everything is Hunky-Dory in G-ville

Omeboy - Posted - 09/09/2018:  08:02:50

The reason he sits and stares like that for so long? ---- He was home-schooled by prairie dogs.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/09/2018 08:04:31

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/09/2018:  08:56:30

Knows lonely spinstresses who make his hats

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/09/2018:  15:06:04

Loves a quick slap to the face once and awhile.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/09/2018:  15:11:52

Once yelled at Quasimodo, "Stop slouching!!!!!"

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2018:  04:21:18

He thought "Head Painter" at the body shop meant just that,,,,

Omeboy - Posted - 09/10/2018:  04:23:38

Wonders to himself: "How come they call them "doggies" when everybody knows they're really moo-cows???!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  04:41:59

Hey, I used plenty of drugs in college and they didn’t have any side effects

Omeboy - Posted - 09/10/2018:  04:43:50

Most folks would like to leave a big legacy for their children. This guy left a big stain.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  04:45:13

Grew up wanting to be a stained glass window

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/10/2018 04:45:30

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2018:  06:23:27

These salt flats seem to go on forever

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  11:04:37

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks

Omeboy - Posted - 09/10/2018:  12:52:39

So far the biggest career move he's made is dodging a semi full of water-melons on a blind curve.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2018:  13:50:28

Wanted OME to put his face on his banjo peghead

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2018:  17:59:07

This isn’t what I meant when I said “hit me” at the blackjack table

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2018:  04:58:55

"movin' right along"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2018:  05:25:32

Thinking about a new gig

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2018:  07:23:21

Thinking about Guinness (beer and World Record)

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2018:  13:08:39

Smile when you hit me like that

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/11/2018:  19:37:03

Wondering why he's being followed by a golden shield.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/11/2018:  20:18:18

Once after a feud with Ed Sullivan, he tried to get Topo Gigio deported.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2018:  21:48:26

Once won a Championship Paint-By-Numbers paintoff

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2018:  03:31:53

Winner of the left cross championship

Omeboy - Posted - 09/12/2018:  14:55:49

He knows a little something about speed, but way more about prescription pain killers than most pharmacists.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2018:  17:05:24

Knows way more about psychedelic drugs than most pharmacists.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/12/2018:  17:13:12

Just realized he made a wrong turn back on page 387.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2018:  17:15:57

Saw Bill making a wrong turn 117 pages ago but decided not to say anything

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/12/2018:  17:22:00

Never listens when given directions.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/12/2018:  17:23:57

For Christmas, he gave Yosemite Sam an industrial-strength, laser-tipped, nitrogen-cooled nose hair trimmer. (Sam uses it to light his cigars.)

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2018:  17:35:15

Devolving into a reptilian state

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/12/2018:  18:36:50

still can't get it out of 5th gear

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2018:  19:06:56

Still can’t get 5th string in tune

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/12/2018:  19:51:17

Left his feet in San Francisco

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2018:  03:29:07

You’ve knocked out my contacts

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/13/2018:  04:00:35

Riding away from the last word.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/13/2018:  04:59:55

Has a one track mind

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2018:  07:40:31

Makes very astute observations

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2018:  09:02:27

Wants to be memorialized with a statue

Omeboy - Posted - 09/13/2018:  09:21:22

HIM: "Sweetheart, you misunderstood. When I said I rather drink paint than your coffee, it was only because my doctor said I wasn't getting enough lead in my diet."

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/13/2018:  12:15:25

Dr. Frankenstein said he pushed the wrong button.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/13/2018:  12:48:53

Why is this man smiling? He just managed to wallpaper his entire place with unpaid parking tickets.