Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2018:  10:14:10

His parents are so proud. All in the same week, he made the cover of Motorcycle Magazine, Chopper World and The Journal of Abnormal Psychology.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/30/2018:  13:21:15

Graduated from Jethro Bodine School of Math.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2018:  15:21:40

"Sure I'm different from you. I might have a big bill and webbed feet, but at least I don't drag my knuckles, live with my parents or have the hots for my sister."

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2018:  15:28:25

OH NO!! You have a sister? The poor thing!

Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2018:  15:41:25

Hasn't seen a naked woman since he canceled his subscription to National Geographic.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/30/2018:  17:09:05

Once watched all 5 seasons of Gomer Pyle in a single day.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2018:  17:29:47

After all that fame and fortune, he finally quacked up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2018:  17:58:27

just give me a red-headed dame with a surly disposition

Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2018:  20:28:33

"Sweetheart, there's nothing wrong with your mother that a few hundred gallons of ice water thru a high powered fire-hose couldn't fix."

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/30/2018 20:30:55

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2018:  02:58:42

Copies his posts,(quotes) from a joke book.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2018:  04:45:27

His playing on the Strat is copied by many of the guitar greats

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2018:  05:50:04

Despite some serious laundry problems, the bean-dip rocket propellant tests were successful.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  08:35:10

the Mayo clinic has him scheduled for a battery of tests

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2018:  09:50:09

no body knows where he gets all of his information

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2018:  11:16:32

When he heard that all artists "must suffer for their art," he super-glued his butt to the radiator.

RB-1 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  11:41:18

One can take "practice until blue in the face" too literally.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2018:  12:04:10

Hopes this is what she meant when she offered him a tail piece

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2018:  12:07:21

As it turns out, some of his biggest fans are morticians.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  13:08:37

visits the city morgue weekly to check toe tags

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2018:  13:32:37

Look honey, it says here there is a strange blue person hanging around the city morgue.

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/31/2018 13:32:52

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2018:  13:40:29

He used to break speed records. Now he just breaks wind.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  13:43:42

wears windbreakers that match his appearance

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2018:  13:49:11

No dear, I did not break wind

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2018:  14:02:43

His new/used chopper had power to spare. In fact, it had everything he wanted except for one thing--------------brake pads.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2018:  14:06:25

Have you ever heard the old saying.."I saw red"

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2018:  14:14:59

Still thinks grandma is the best french-kisser in the family.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/31/2018 14:15:59

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2018:  15:05:17

Swam in the Blue Bayou one to many times.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2018:  15:14:54

Just auditioned for the new Discovery Channel show: "Naked And Covered In Bar-B-Que Sauce."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  20:13:18

Tinnitus has robbed him of his heavy metal listening

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2018:  02:37:11

Just give me the facts Lady,,,only the facts

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2018:  05:16:29

The fact is, he likes his Stratocaster

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2018:  05:49:15

All gassed up and ready to start a movement, he roared off to the Prune Juice Festival....It promised to be a major blow out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2018:  06:14:56

I am SOOOooo witty

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2018:  06:38:56

Remember his face was on those milk cartons with the words "Does anyone know who I am?"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2018:  08:02:56

had trouble re-wiring his house

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2018:  09:45:04

"So after your mother said I "give her a pain in the butt," I said: "Well from the looks of things, you must be in one GIGANTIC amount of pain!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2018:  14:47:56

Resorts to humor to mask the pain of being blue

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2018:  16:23:13

resorts to doing stunts to escape his battleaxe wife

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2018:  16:40:10

"Here's something I'd like to buy for your mother in the near future.
It's called the "Do-It-Yourself, Dearly Beloved Compost Kit."

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2018:  18:40:29

Hasn’t been home since the incident

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/01/2018:  18:49:02

Finished third in the 15th annual Betty Grable Look-A-Like motorcycle race.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2018:  18:52:23

For a little "walk'en around money," he sells his old tail-feathers on Ebay.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2018:  19:45:07

A very sick man

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2018:  19:49:40

Things are look'en up.
He recently developed his own line of orthopedic cowboy hats.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2018:  20:24:22

Someday he'll get a facelift

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2018:  03:34:48

Write this down,,,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/02/2018:  04:03:15

Been sitting on the fence so long, he now has a permanent horizontal crease.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2018:  04:36:53

Has had his eyes crossed so long it's permanent.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/02/2018:  05:34:35

Just as he was hoping to become a babe-magnet, his motorcycle became a brick-wall magnet.