OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2016:  06:33:37

Thought he had grabbed his traveling bag - wait until he finds out it's dirty laundry.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/21/2016:  07:28:19

I "think" Bill is coming back to get me???

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2016:  07:34:42

Going to get the guitar if Bill doesn't soon.

Forrest - Posted - 12/21/2016:  08:10:45

Now convinced that Bill has eloped with one of those "off brand" guitars. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2016:  09:36:57

Looking to elope with one of his audience member's momma

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2016:  10:22:26

Just left one of Forrest's audience member's mother weeping softly and feeling bereft.

Forrest - Posted - 12/21/2016:  12:00:49

Playing happy songs for sad people

J e f f - Posted - 12/21/2016:  13:41:30

Playing happy songs for the little people

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2016:  16:10:21

Not very happy about the lack of cheeseburgers. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2016:  17:05:57

Misses jamming with the ragtime musicians of yore

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2016:  17:24:28

Heading for a ragtime jam.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2016:  12:04:06

YIKES!!,Someone please help me..Bill just put nylon strings on me!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2016:  12:19:15

Hasn't started Christmas shopping yet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2016:  13:12:08

They tried put lights on me but I blew a gasket

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/22/2016 13:12:44

Forrest - Posted - 12/22/2016:  13:58:37

I'm trying to push this train that blew a gasket

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2016:  15:22:19

I'm giving up this audience..These kids don't have any money to tip me.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2016:  16:17:21

Happily live off saved tips. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2016:  18:07:39

Hasn't gotten a tip since his salad days

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2016:  01:44:26

Doesn't know what a tip is..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2016:  02:32:42

Generous tipper 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2016:  03:23:53

I don't think he likes me anymore

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2016:  07:41:07

"She" hasn't driven by in days

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2016:  08:40:41

"She" waves as the train highballs by. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2016:  11:26:18

"She" likes stroking his curvaceous sides

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2016:  13:41:59

Doesn't realize there is no Midnight train to Yuma. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/24/2016:  02:58:32

Us folk guitars don't like country music

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  04:14:22

Likes lots of different musical genres. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/24/2016:  04:43:06

I tried at the local talent show and came in last out of 35.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  04:54:49

Just got wishes for a great Christmas from Bill. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/24/2016:  05:39:54

Thanks Bill,I'm having a great time,,I hope you are too.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2016:  10:04:07

Merry Christmas (Eve)....lost his parka in Ohio

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  11:47:19

You too Chuck. It's all good. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2016:  12:15:07

Sorry to call you guys Eve,,a slip of the wrist..hahahahohoHOHOHO..! Merry,Merry!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  15:03:29

Helping Santa with toy delivery. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2016:  15:10:00

Was once wrapped and put under a tree

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2016:  15:12:47

Has been under many trees, usually unwrapped. 

Forrest - Posted - 12/25/2016:  11:24:13

Thankful that he didn't end up as a Yule log

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2016:  12:04:42

Made his neck from a Yule log castoff

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2016:  15:01:21

Wondering what makes a Yule log different from other logs. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2016:  16:37:22

Thinks Yule means "you'all" from old southern songs he's been forced to play

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/25/2016:  16:56:48

Doesn't know that ya'll is the correct word for his text.

Forrest - Posted - 12/25/2016:  18:03:26

Wondering what in the hell is wrong with y'all

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2016:  18:33:02

Doesn't realize nawthenehs can't do southern-speak

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2016:  18:38:05

Doesn't know what they expect from him. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2016:  03:24:43

Can't play Dueling Banjos because he's not a banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  03:48:24

Still delusional about having the last word. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2016:  05:46:58

Wants to be picked on by Dolly Parton

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2016:  06:06:32

Thinks "she" is related to the Partons

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  07:43:10

Can't think about Dolly Parton without wondering if they are real.