chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  15:01:44

Thinks he's part Saint Bernhard and carries a keg of brandy around his neck

J e f f - Posted - 03/18/2016:  16:25:25

Has absolutely no idea what the hell he's doing.

J e f f - Posted - 03/18/2016:  16:30:30

Look who's talking!

J e f f - Posted - 03/18/2016:  16:32:26

Knows how to use apostrophes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  16:44:55

Bites tires on Speliing Police cars

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  18:42:10

Spelling bee runner up. 

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/18/2016:  20:42:02

Has distinctive eyes. Can't  . . . stop . . . looking.

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 03/18/2016 20:46:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  20:44:12

Breath only stinks when he opens his mouth

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/18/2016:  20:47:17

Stinks no matter what.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2016:  02:33:09

Needs a face lift

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2016:  05:41:57

Betty the barfly flutters her eyelashes and I get all verklempt

J e f f - Posted - 03/19/2016:  05:47:14

Has a side job as a bouncer at Chuck E. Cheese.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2016:  06:21:07

Wishes he had the job...YUM-YUM

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2016:  06:41:34

Told the tirebender to order a case of Bailey's Irish Creme

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2016:  07:15:06

Keeps Baileys in his hip flask. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2016:  07:45:07

Doesn't have a flask,,has a barrel

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/19/2016:  08:25:10

Doesn't bother with a flask. Prefers the bottle.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2016:  08:47:38

I don't drink,,,I'm just naturally a mean dude

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2016:  11:03:32

Doesn't drink anymore on stage, or any less...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2016:  19:00:42

His NHL contract forbids drinking   

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/19/2016:  19:53:47

Drinks by moonlight

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 03/19/2016 19:54:43

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2016:  00:30:36

Always moons the neighbour's cat

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/20/2016:  04:40:34

Always moons the opponents mascot.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2016:  14:22:32

never moons anyone but he can hypnotize you in a second..."Look Into My Eyes"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2016:  18:49:36

Used to live in the fiddle player's garage thinking he was a struggling musician

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/20/2016:  19:43:51

Used to live in a crate in the garage at Neverland before becoming a struggling hockey player.

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 03/20/2016 19:46:36

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  04:56:01

Yes,,I sure do play poker with my friends..,,Do you have a cigar?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  05:37:07

Used to chew old stogies he had found,,short but not too big around

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  06:51:58

Still waiting for the puck to drop.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  08:20:55

I'm middle aged and my Mama still rocks me to sleep

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  10:45:03

Plays lullabies on the banjo.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  11:04:18

Has a momma complex

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  12:44:33

I'm so short they don't even know I'm here

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:05:56

Thinking of taking up the French Horn.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:36:42

Thinking of taking up with the three little pigs

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:45:59

Sold his hogs to buy a banjo

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  14:29:18

Pays the coach to let him play

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  15:30:16

Plays for the love of music

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  15:31:41

Laughs for the love of howling

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  15:40:21

Was having a wild affair with Jane behind Tarzan's back.

J e f f - Posted - 03/21/2016:  17:31:42

Works for TMZ.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 03/21/2016:  19:25:02

Works for Kibbles-n-bits!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2016:  03:26:17

Someone light a match,,,,,I can't see a thing in here

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2016:  03:26:53

Works for the photo booth company. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2016:  07:39:19

Howls when light bulbs burn out

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2016:  08:53:24

has trouble keeping up with the big guys

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2016:  03:24:50

Posing for a wax statue for the Wax Museum. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2016:  06:04:38

I went hunting last night,,,,,,now there are only 2 little pigs

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2016:  06:10:40

Won't go hunting, but will chase women