banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2014:  03:01:08

I was on the cow path yesterday but didn't see any cows.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2014:  03:42:21

I've been playing Ms. Pac Man for 14 hours straight. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2014:  02:06:08

I only come here to unwind

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2014:  03:14:06

There's got to be another explanation.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2014:  03:56:57

WHAT!! Another one night stand??

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2014:  06:04:13

I don't know why they make fun of my hobbies.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2014:  11:53:56

The cows haven't come home yet

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2014:  12:05:31

Oops.

oliver james - Posted - 10/03/2014:  12:08:09

i wanna just slap the stupid off his face

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2014:  12:23:17

Hey, that hurt!

oliver james - Posted - 10/03/2014:  12:27:50

sorry bill, thought you were him

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2014:  13:42:11

Do I still look stupid?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2014:  13:46:58

Careful how you answer that

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2014:  15:39:31

The carrots have attacked the scallions. I fear escalation in the vegetable bin.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2014:  03:14:03

The tubas have gone on strike,,,
Now there'll be no"uum-pah"

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2014:  06:54:47

I've got to stop buying guitars and banjos.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2014:  09:26:03

I've gotta stop working soon- it's cutting into my jam session time

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2014:  03:25:41

Why do we pick the thumb string the thumb

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2014:  07:22:29

Does Colonel Sanders and fingerlicking have anything to do with The Kentucky Colonels and fingerpicking?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2014:  16:38:37

Then all at once,,,BANG!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2014:  04:22:48

My dog has me very well trained.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2014:  04:45:47

Lead the way Kemosabe,,Tonto follow you!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2014:  05:05:37

Bring us a shrubbery

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/06/2014 05:05:50

oliver james - Posted - 10/06/2014:  08:02:57

if there was such a thing as an Iron Butterfly, i dont think it could get enough air under its wings to get airborne

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2014:  08:19:50

Never went out with an iron maiden

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2014:  10:14:09

Still haven't gone blind.

MWBailey - Posted - 10/06/2014:  11:51:08

Well, hoo-rah and hotcakes, it's Mary Lou!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2014:  12:54:02

Of all the people I know, you are one of them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2014:  13:16:24

It's always hurry up and wait

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2014:  16:26:18

I always find what I'm looking for in the last place I look.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/07/2014:  03:56:23

Pinocchio would die for a grapefruit!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2014:  04:38:54

Lie to me big boy!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2014:  05:14:35

No Sir!! I've never been to Dallas and I don't hanker

to be a' goin tharr atall.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 10/07/2014 05:15:20

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2014:  05:18:40

The house fly spits digestive juices on the food to decompose it before swallowing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2014:  05:18:47

Can't find a Snagglepuss cartoon on TV

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2014:  05:22:09

I guess that wasn't a black cat with racing stripes.

oliver james - Posted - 10/07/2014:  05:26:13

there are few places on this earth where man hasnt been, this isnt one of them

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2014:  05:28:02

You may want to reconsider.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2014:  07:03:10

When some of my weight left,I didn't lose it.
I know exactly where it went..

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2014:  07:20:32

Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves.

J e f f - Posted - 10/07/2014:  19:14:14

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

J e f f - Posted - 10/07/2014:  19:15:05

That'll do.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2014:  02:09:07

Don't waste your breath

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2014:  03:03:08

My ship has come in but it turned out to be a garbage scow.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2014:  13:50:13

When I play Bb on my guitar,It sounds just like Bb??

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2014:  14:01:47

That's very strange, when I play Bb on my guitar it sounds just like A#.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2014:  15:06:14

Stop the woild 'n let me off

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2014:  16:43:07

Here comes another one.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2014:  01:59:07

Don't step off to quickly,it's a long way down