banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2017:  10:11:21

But you're not in the cavalry now son,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  17:58:57

I didn’t volunteer, I was voluntold.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2017:  18:00:44

Too many highways...not enough time

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  18:26:59

Eleventy seven

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2017:  04:44:35

After the APB went out they caught him at Red Rock.

DC5 - Posted - 10/07/2017:  06:06:51

There's something wrong with my eyes. I can't see going into work.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2017:  08:18:20

That milk sure is sour.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2017:  04:52:43

Virgil Cole and Everett Hitch get the job done

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2017:  11:10:21

Don’t race a cold or a hot engine

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  03:24:55

This is a limited time offer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2017:  04:58:17

Please,just be quiet

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  05:00:14

I can see your house from up here.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2017:  08:15:20

Believe me,,there won't be a next time!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  08:17:03

This place looked much nicer from a distance.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2017:  08:43:56

No rush, it gets early later out here

DC5 - Posted - 10/09/2017:  11:46:29

I don't think I'll post anything today.

Edited by - DC5 on 10/09/2017 11:47:07

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2017:  16:45:14

If she only knew what I was thinking.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2017:  18:13:07

He left me here with the Rolling Stone and the steamboat whistle blues

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2017:  02:46:52

That’s all folks

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2017:  04:43:45

I was told to keep an eye on her but WOW,,,,,I decided
to use both eyes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2017:  06:21:47

So far my outstanding ability to burp talk hasn't landed me a job.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2017:  07:28:26

Please check your ammo before the fight

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2017:  07:39:49

Nobody in the office has a clue anymore

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2017:  09:47:31

Please stop.

DC5 - Posted - 10/10/2017:  13:54:35

There are no elephants nearby, the repellent must be working.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2017:  16:48:57

I told him,,"Go Ahead Make My Day".
Then he did,,,he shot me in the leg!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2017:  02:38:13

This is not good for our reputation.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2017:  03:25:29

Dang it Rafe,,I told you what would happen if you
gave him that sling shot!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2017:  05:34:12

Pulled the trigger and the gun said “Go!”; shot fell over in Mexico.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2017:  17:28:14

She is a black hole of unhappiness.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2017:  04:31:33

"Grab a root and growl"

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2017:  06:39:43

Oh great, now my finger is stuck in there!

DC5 - Posted - 10/12/2017:  07:55:47

To prove time travel is possible, I wrote this message tomorrow.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2017:  12:01:53

My attorney has advised me not to talk with you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2017:  13:58:59

Salt melts just like sugar

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2017:  19:06:30

Ok, I’ll leave the light on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2017:  20:05:24

My shoelaces have become verklempt

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2017:  02:40:24

I didn’t ask to be born so beautiful.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2017:  07:41:44

She didn't deny it but she didn't admit it either.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2017:  03:49:38

Celtics are not like wood ticks

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2017:  05:12:05

Ticks don’t bite, they suck.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2017:  06:29:59

Never catch and release suckers

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2017:  06:30:34

Celsucks are very rare in The USA

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2017:  08:29:46

I said "You are very close to an idiot!" and he said, "then I'll move across the room"

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2017:  09:15:54

Unless you are addressed directly,,do NOT give an answer

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2017:  11:19:35

I'm gonna be rich! Just sent some money to a prince in Africa to help him get his fortune out of the country. He said he would split it with me. Can't wait.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2017:  12:11:22

There is more where that came from.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2017:  13:10:40

Hold it back on the downhills,the safety dept. is monitoring

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2017:  15:11:51

Run it just as long as it will last..