chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:08:35

Wrestling spectators are absurd- then again, maybe I'm missing something

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  16:12:57

The following statement is utterly true. 

The previous statement is completely false. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:01:49

Truth and falsehood are relative terms

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:13:23

Truth Or Consequnces NM natives are indecisive.

 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:16:11

I think I need to take the dog for a walk. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2014:  17:24:06

Dogs take us for walks

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/02/2014:  18:05:23

Not too many dogs still around that can remember going to cakewalks.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2014:  18:20:01

Just us old dogs. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2014:  02:16:49

Why do they call us old codgers?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  02:20:25

If the definition of codger is "an old man, especially one who is strange or humorous in some way", then "old codger" is tautological

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2014:  08:12:37

What the heck is tautological??

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  09:14:31

Methinks it means taught in logical,yet strange and humorous ways

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/03/2014:  09:39:34

I'm having a tough time deciding whether it's my cantankerousness or my crotchetyness that needs more work.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  10:35:53

The foot of snow they were predicting turned into nothing at all.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  15:33:32

My Foot it didn't !

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2014:  15:58:08

Never plant tomatoes while it's snowing!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2014:  17:51:36

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a bucket of brandy...

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2014:  19:39:48

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill got liquored up dandy

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  02:25:46

That helicopter is flying pretty low.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  05:44:48

I think I'm about ready to do some important stuff in a minute.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  06:26:38

So,what's the deal with the monkeys and red birds?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  06:26:47

I used to procrastinate but don't have the time for that anymore.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  07:13:53

Down with public scrutiny.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  08:15:41

Incoming!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  09:48:00

If that dentist doesn't freeze me enough,I'm gonna drill him.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  10:27:02

What the heck, TWO Fig Newtons is a serving?!?!?!?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/04/2014:  11:15:11

if cave men woulda had a walmart.....chances are they wouldve dressed alot different than those goofy mammoth skirts.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  11:36:27

I am getting a headache.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  13:53:00

Peach and apple can both be cobblers as far as I'm concerned.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  15:10:13

OK, I just saw a pig fly, now what?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  16:09:47

One end of the pencil has lead, the other eraser.
Can't make up my mind which end to use

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/04/2014:  16:42:55

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

OK, I just saw a pig fly, now what?

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How did it happen; did you run it up a flag pole first or something like that?

Hey, a slot just came open.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  16:47:58

Now that tooth fairy dentist wants an arm and a leg for his services,plus my last remaining six teeth.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2014:  17:44:11

2 sticks dynamite + 1 pig = flight. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2014:  18:46:28

All of a sudden that gig let go and BANG,CABLUIE,CRASH,then a chilling silence,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2014:  19:07:16

Barney Rubble and Arnold Ziffel at the stone quarry

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2014:  19:20:59

Every morning a group of dirty pigs.

MWBailey - Posted - 03/04/2014:  19:40:12

Is it worth it to wash a pig?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2014:  02:19:08

Houston, we have a problem.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2014:  04:40:48

WELL!!,,,FIX IT!

Steve Jeter - Posted - 03/05/2014:  08:57:58

when I eat a apple, I feel so wholesome

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2014:  09:30:28

Think I'll go down to the library and bug the quiet people

MWBailey - Posted - 03/05/2014:  12:10:35

HEY! Go 'way, I'm tryin' ta be quiet!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2014:  12:52:19

Coincidentally, I just got back from the library.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2014:  17:36:49

I leave the library thinking I'm a lot smarter

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/05/2014:  18:19:03

I could write volumes on all the stuff I known nothing about.

MWBailey - Posted - 03/05/2014:  18:48:26

You're too late, all the nobodies are somebody now.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2014:  03:53:01

Eight knowledgeable muskrats ingeniously stomped on the gifted dissimulator.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  05:07:36

Call any vegetable and the chances are good, that the vegetable will respond to you.