OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  07:48:23

I don't think frogs in a blender is particularly funny.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2017:  08:01:00

No need to put the lid on that boiling pot of frogs

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2017:  08:32:36

Every now and then,,,,,,,,,Well,,something happens?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2017:  14:54:45

He has an ego the size of Texas.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2017:  19:51:39

Ah, she said as she fell over...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2017:  02:47:27

And now back to breaking news. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/16/2017:  13:33:37

I'll not tell anyone of you won't.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2017:  13:51:45

Play those tunes from old Eire with a lilt, NOT a kilt

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2017:  17:52:11

what that penguin doing on the telly...

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2017:  02:24:22

All Irish,,,FRONT AND CENTER!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2017:  12:42:04

I'm a Celtic mutt.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2017:  14:40:55

ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2017:  14:42:22

I don't know what happened to the rest of them,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2017:  16:30:41

Just eat your green eggs and ham

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2017:  03:02:08

So help me I'll kiss you,,,
So kiss me I'll help you

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  03:40:27

Yes, I am writing a book. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2017:  04:27:21

Do you know where the stepping stones are?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2017:  08:21:42

Walk softly on this heart of mine

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  13:23:01

Slime-ball soup mmmmmmmmmm!

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2017:  15:39:48

Please hand me the atom bomb.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2017:  16:27:38

That guy blew a tire on an odd man rush

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2017:  17:08:19

Pork belly delight.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2017:  19:07:47

A great silent fart takes the world for granted.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2017:  19:35:55

RIP Buck Cherry

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2017:  06:15:31

Another one bites the dust. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2017:  11:33:39

Of all the fishing poles I have I like them the best

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2017:  11:44:08

I'm updating my software

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2017:  11:50:35

Software, hardware, footwear...,it's all Chinese to me

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2017:  13:55:38

His bullet proof vest wasn't bullet proof.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2017:  15:53:37

Does this dress make my butt look fat?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2017:  16:55:08

If the shoe doesn't fit don't wear it

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2017:  02:27:38

Let the good times roll. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2017:  07:36:37

she was so skinny that when she walked passed the pool parlor someone chalked her up.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2017:  10:34:55

The pretty Columbian woman is calling.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2017:  10:52:44

My last breakdown left me in a fog

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2017:  11:22:32

No, I don't want e-mail reminders.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2017:  11:28:33

Use this ONLY if necessary

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2017:  17:18:31

And never in presents of others

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2017:  03:23:17

I'm not hard of hearing, I'm ignoring you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2017:  03:36:23

There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2017:  06:10:19

Forget it, that song's got too many words

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2017:  07:03:12

How about: I'll have Hot Time's Tonight?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2017:  09:43:19

I've celebrated two birthdays while waiting on hold for customer service.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2017:  10:50:29

Don't go away mad...get happy first

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2017:  11:21:36

I don't know, it started out as a wart on my butt.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2017:  12:20:41

Hey,,don't do that she belongs to me

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2017:  14:42:38

Doesn't that suck.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2017:  15:51:04

I don't want my head tightened any more than it is now

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2017:  02:52:15

Has a collection of Buffalo nickels.