DC5 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  06:36:41

Listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  14:09:00

I’ll do that for $200

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  14:35:59

I wouldn’t cast dispersions on fly fishermen

DC5 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  15:04:46

When will I get my visibility back?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/10/2019:  15:12:13

Clearly, I had not considered the possible ramifications.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  16:20:15

Tell me again what I saw in her

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/10/2019 16:20:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2019:  08:06:22

Like a ghost from a wishing well

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2019:  11:03:12

Short arms and tiny print

DC5 - Posted - 10/13/2019:  08:22:16

Friday the 13th fell on a Sunday this month.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2019:  09:29:26

Come sit on the washing machine with me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2019:  10:24:34

Movin’ is my stock in trade

DC5 - Posted - 10/13/2019:  12:14:23

Anyone want to come help me stack wood?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  02:44:23

Oh gosh, I don’t care how much money you have

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/14/2019:  04:59:07

Two hoots and a holler

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  05:39:44

Get that hippo out of my tree!

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/14/2019:  05:54:36

eatin' that rainbow stew... with a side order of stardust

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2019:  06:27:07

I remember back when you could light 2 or 3 cigars with a $100 bill. Now you're lucky to light one.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  09:36:07

I let the dogs out

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/15/2019:  03:30:06

I like to return to places I've never been before.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2019:  03:47:12

The holiday is over

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2019:  19:48:32

I’ll be tying my shoelaces one at a time from now on.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/18/2019 19:49:14

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2019:  03:47:43

Hold my rutabaga, the stove is calling

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2019:  13:22:17

Never take that lying down

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2019:  16:29:07

I ate a lot of food

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2019:  16:45:06

My balcony faces north

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2019:  16:47:19

Let’s turn this sucker around 

DC5 - Posted - 10/27/2019:  08:51:18

If the rain don't stop, things will only get wetter.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2019:  09:27:17

I’m not buying that, but I shan’t refute it either.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2019:  11:23:35

Only pay for what you need

DC5 - Posted - 10/28/2019:  06:57:38

Money can't buy love, but it can rent it.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2019:  12:06:15

I’ve got the seven deadly sins down pat

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2019:  03:35:25

I'm your Huckleberry!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2019:  03:40:26

Soggy grass

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/29/2019:  03:40:36

This is a one-time offer.
This is a one-time offer.
This is a one-time offer.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2019:  03:41:34

Patchy drizzle

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2019:  04:26:14

Send no money

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2019:  04:53:41

Let the clock go

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2019:  05:17:19

Don't just do something,,stand there

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2019:  14:14:10

I wish they wouldn’t

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/30/2019:  02:39:11

turnips!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2019:  03:01:51

Cloudy and damp

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/30/2019:  05:41:13

You ain't no daisy either

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2019:  07:12:30

One shoelace got lost in the dryer

MWBailey - Posted - 10/30/2019:  09:06:51

My left middle toe has a better sense of humor.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2019:  14:06:07

The fallacy of saving daylight

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2019:  14:56:47

I’ll wait until daylight to turn off my headlights

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2019:  15:37:33

Please don’t remind me

DC5 - Posted - 10/31/2019:  06:17:05

If you get there first put a mark on the door. If I get there first I'll erase it.

Eric A - Posted - 10/31/2019:  06:55:30

I forgot what I didn't know. Should have written it down.