RandyZ - Posted - 03/06/2014:  06:07:37

Dosnt it seem like every Allman Brothers song is at least an hour long?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2014:  07:46:06

There are those who think I might be better off someplace where they're not.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  08:30:23

My dog's flatulence just woke him up from a sound sleep.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2014:  09:24:09

I just woke up from an unsound sleep

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  10:09:16

The has to be a point to this madness.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2014:  12:19:24

Only thing is,,Gee whiz,,I'm dreamin about you all the time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2014:  12:30:41

I keep having bad dreams about being in a field behind some ornery mules

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/06/2014:  12:46:16

Those mules are terrible liars; don't believe anything they tell you about Scotty.

MWBailey - Posted - 03/06/2014:  13:02:54

I heard one one mule say to the other, "You know, this sure is a wide-open field. They oughta open up a college fer field hands."

TOMCAT - Posted - 03/06/2014:  13:20:46

I carried a watermelon

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2014:  13:50:03

Stand back, I'm going to try something.

MWBailey - Posted - 03/06/2014:  21:30:52

You go ahead and try it, I'll be back here with m' fingers in my ears.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  02:49:25

Follow me, I'm right behind you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2014:  03:20:29

Don't get caught UP in anything
that's going DOWN the drain,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  04:36:02

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/07/2014:  05:54:53

Here, you whip this mayonnaise into shape, I quit.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  06:50:23

I figured out whether the chicken or the egg came first.

TonyS - Posted - 03/07/2014:  14:42:29

...and I still can't find the piece of cheese I lost awhile ago! It's here somewhere! can someone help here or what?!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  15:11:13

Follow the mice

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  15:28:52

Mighta blown out the window crossing the Throgs Neck Bridge

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  17:24:21

There's another one we're going to have to take care of.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/07/2014:  17:31:08

This coffee is so good I wish I had a piece of apple pie.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2014:  17:42:29

Why did you look up?

MWBailey - Posted - 03/07/2014:  18:53:44

I had something really profound to put here, but then Laughing Boy over there farted and the dog woke up, and I forgot all about it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2014:  20:05:36

I keep interchanging different versions of Blossberry Blackom...mmmmm

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2014:  02:47:00

Well,,,there was this one gal that fell head over heels for me.
Bruised herself up pretty bad.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  06:47:18

We've finally calmed the vegetables down and now the cold cuts are acting up. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2014:  06:55:35

If I ever get out of this traffic jam,I'm gonna hammer this
rig down to 35 MPH,and I ain't slowin down fer nothin!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  08:38:49

Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2014:  09:27:39

I'm a little overweight and my log book's way behind

TonyS - Posted - 03/08/2014:  10:15:48

It's 2 Gs in Throggs Neck mister wise guy - and you are now the main suspect in my missing cheese incident!!

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/08/2014:  10:32:08

Does this sound about like Gomer or not?     ......      Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  10:41:43

Just about dead nuts perfect. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2014:  16:15:34

I'm taking the Whitestone Bridge from now on, Mac!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2014:  16:48:07

Don't forget your Easy Pass

FRAILER57 - Posted - 03/08/2014:  22:42:17

Ithought i was" Citizenz Arreyust! Citizenz arreyust!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/09/2014:  05:04:05

HEY!! We're freezing down here! It's 49 degrees already!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2014:  09:50:07

Take my wife, please. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2014:  10:10:00

A funny thing happened on the way to oblivion

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2014:  11:31:39

There goes another one. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/09/2014:  15:58:39

Chalk it up or mark it down, it don't me me no nevermind.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2014:  17:10:33

That was a nice walk. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 03/09/2014:  21:30:47

If it weren't for all these cats around here, there wouldn't be any kittens in my barn

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2014:  03:08:42

You don't have to have a point to have a point.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/10/2014:  04:10:21

Enthusiastic horses and three dirty malingerers.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2014:  04:41:18

My bad.

RandyZ - Posted - 03/10/2014:  07:29:38

if youre not sure where youre going.....dont let the Automind tell you where you should be~

Edited by - RandyZ on 03/10/2014 07:30:14

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2014:  08:09:28

This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2014:  13:56:15

I'm so sorry but no,you may not skinny dip in the fish bowl!