banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2017:  02:32:02

HELP,,I've lost..I've lost..,,,,,What was it I lost?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2017:  03:16:22

The doorknob is broken. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2017:  05:15:28

WAIT!!!,,DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2017:  12:51:57

Sorry, I didn't realize that was your pet rabbit. Sure was tasty though.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2017:  20:57:32

Don't they know who I am?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2017:  12:54:21

It's bad luck to travel in groups of three.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2017:  03:26:22

It's a good thing there are 4 of us

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  03:48:48

Leave your bicycle at home. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2017:  12:22:34

This chest of drawers sure is heavy

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  13:35:33

Bring me more gruel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2017:  15:19:21

I can't complain of the women here in Ft.Pierce.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2017:  22:03:14

Just push that button and hang on

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  02:58:23

No, you don't really need a new one. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2017:  04:48:13

Of course it will be alright,,,,just RUUUNN!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  06:20:11

I hadn't planned on working this hard.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2017:  08:32:11

Over on the other side is another side

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  11:26:31

This is not how I wanted to end my career.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2017:  14:59:50

There is another way to do this

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2017:  17:02:50

Why don't people just stay home?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  17:37:47

You'll have to speak up, I have a banana in my ear.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2017:  03:51:24

Let's get something straight between us..

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2017:  04:34:47

That does it, I'm getting a bigger hammer

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2017:  13:51:59

I didn't mean THOSE dogs.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2017:  12:05:31

I don't have to stand here and listen to this,,,,I'm going to sit down..

J e f f - Posted - 04/20/2017:  16:34:23

I want a tattoo of a tattoo. 

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2017:  03:23:23

Have you no pride?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2017:  03:41:28

Did he ever have?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2017:  07:58:27

Hell hasn't frozen over yet

DC5 - Posted - 04/21/2017:  15:26:49

Oblio was pointless, but Arrow wasn't.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2017:  16:53:37

They haven't been glad all over in years

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2017:  04:34:55

Grandpa,what's fer supper?

DC5 - Posted - 04/22/2017:  05:23:09

You can do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2017:  10:34:29

I refuse to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.  

DC5 - Posted - 04/22/2017:  15:12:46

I've had the same banjo for 50 years.  Had to replace the head, pot, neck, tuners, bridge and strings.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2017:  15:41:09

Good luck getting me to Chicago in time

DC5 - Posted - 04/23/2017:  04:53:51

That was very foolish Mr. Bond.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2017:  03:22:47

What an obnoxious little brat 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2017:  14:40:23

Every little duck is going to have his day,,yours is tomorrow

DC5 - Posted - 04/24/2017:  16:13:38

That's what she said.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2017:  22:31:49

Just tell me what I mean.....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  03:24:33

The good news is that we've we've discovered that there's a great baseball league in Heaven, the bad news is that you're pitching tomorrow. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2017:  05:45:50

I had a red truck once then I painted it.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  07:56:14

Are we doing everything we can to improve your experience?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2017:  08:13:05

OH!,,Didn't I have 5 gal.of gas and 2 sticks of dynamite?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  12:45:08

Whale poop on the ocean floor

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2017:  18:06:38

Get your stinkin' carcass outta here

FRAILER57 - Posted - 04/25/2017:  20:24:45

Myron!! Git over here an'git your donkey! He done s%$# in my porch swang!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2017:  05:02:52

I used to procrastinate but I don't have time anymore   

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2017:  11:42:22

Too many crooks in the kitchen