OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2014:  17:07:50

Where in the world did you find that?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/15/2014:  04:15:12

20 awesome secrets about beard trimming.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2014:  04:30:57

Waiter, there's soup on my fly. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/15/2014:  15:56:25

By the time tomorrow's paper gets here it'll be today.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2014:  17:45:22

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2014:  18:54:28

Si Señor , gracias. My PPW ,por favor, and I'll be heading outta town.

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/15/2014:  19:59:08

Whatever that is he's having, well, I don't want any.  And make it a double order while you're at it.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2014:  04:55:41

You can't make me do it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/16/2014:  17:05:34

Scandinavian information workers, unite!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2014:  17:29:45

Shoelace workers of America, untie

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2014:  21:53:48

Give me a hammer- I'll get this thing started

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2014:  04:56:50

HEY!! If everyone is here,,how's
watching the still?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2014:  05:12:59

That's a lovely sentiment. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/17/2014:  06:13:49

Those shifty Canadians.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2014:  06:34:07

That makes all my worries and fears disappear

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/18/2014:  03:10:47

150-proof papaya aftertaste.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/18/2014:  14:00:11

three candles and four Hungarian donkeys

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2014:  14:16:58

An odd man rush, then a drive from the point

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2014:  03:17:51

I can't go to rodeo today.....my horse has headache.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/19/2014:  03:51:53

A Chicken and Clam Smoothie.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2014:  06:01:00

Because you came home early!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2014:  12:50:23

If there were 25 hours in a day,,they would have me working
another hour instead of resting.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2014:  12:58:07

No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother.

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/19/2014 12:58:24

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2014:  21:12:56

Please Mister Custer, I don't wanna go!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/20/2014:  02:58:25

Then there was the time uncle Eldon got his
toe caught in the cider press.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2014:  06:34:33

What do you mean "we" white man?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/20/2014:  17:43:58

Yield to the V-formation and hand off to his right guard.

Jonny5 - Posted - 05/20/2014:  17:48:02

If you've filled me out, then please figure me in.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  02:34:26

Well you've caught me, but to tell the truth, I'm not all that lucky.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2014:  03:14:58

The answer is the same today as it was 35 years ago,,,,,,,
What do you mean you forgot what it was?!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  04:26:00

I was talking to the goat

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  08:45:15

The last time I was here, I was a bit younger

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  09:59:02

There are no fish under the ice

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2014:  17:16:35

A bright acetone essence and loud mealy essences are coalesced in the 2012 Cabernet.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  17:55:20

Bring me a left handed screwdriver. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  18:11:29

I'll get that kid to change the air in my tires- I'll tell him to fill them with summer air....

FRAILER57 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  21:36:09

The metric crescent wrench only works on Chinese crap.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2014:  03:14:18

I adjusted the crescent wrench to the desired size,
and then I welded it

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2014:  04:03:05

OK everybody, coffee break is over, back on your heads. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/22/2014:  15:49:30

20 Truths Gynecologists Are Hiding From You.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2014:  16:40:33

I don't know, it started out as a wart on my butt. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2014:  12:09:06

Can I use a bear trap for a cougar?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2014:  12:58:20

When I nod my head, hit it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2014:  14:21:19

This customs officer hates truckers

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2014:  18:17:14

Put your pants back on grandpa.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2014:  04:27:22

And grandma,,you do the same!!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2014:  05:33:29

Five innocent mongrels wearily pounced on the beautiful gemsbok with a vise...

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2014:  06:29:12

I don't care as long as you're gone when I get home.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2014:  10:12:35

Some combatants shake hands after battle